andreik

6341 pts · September 5, 2012


Gratifying reminisces of pisses past: her snowflaked nose and sand-choked hair

Oh my lawd that is beautiful

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

be silly no crime

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s okay to accidentally deadname someone. You knew them for 29 years by a certain name, and now the new name might be similar, or completely different.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 not tryna be a hater, but

5 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It’s funny because it might be the most natural and human you’ll ever see her, so of course she hates it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Checks all the boxes of dullness. #hater

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

2 weeks ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

#16 what is this from?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got to love the Scatman

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

GoT started sliding long before the final episode. Dexter was always pretty dumb, but especially so after season 1. Ditto Lost. As a network sitcom, How I Met Your Mother was never on my radar (yes, I am aware that it could be funny enough to offset the network sitcom pitfalls).

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very fine memories. Some nights you got to pick a movie AND a video game.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

One gorgeous work of art.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Moar.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The joke aside, the -ia on Czech doesn’t roll as nicely as Slovakia, Slovenia, et al. Czech Republic looks and sounds better. In my non-Czechian opinion.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

You are correct. Posing as “psycho dad” to save the kid from peer pressure is absolutely absurd.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don’t know… is the ruse of being a dickhead dad even remotely necessary? How shitty are these friends? Just how “weird” are things getting at this party?

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 27

Thank you.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of us have been stashing away files for a long time “just in case the internet goes out”.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn right.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To be clear, I meant *parts of rural BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a substantial number of Canadians (not just rural BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan) more loyal to Trumpism than Canada. This was the case before the ramped up social media campaigns. We can’t get too cocky.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s gotta be a catch…

2 months ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 0

You’ve created a five star comment section

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 lol…are we talking about old-fashioned squatting on it or something else here?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Photographed by Yul Brynner, champion bobsledder.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’m sorry but clip #3 is the most dumbass clip I’ve ever seen

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 41

I’ve my vices, no doubt, but yeah I ain’t gonna smoke no goddamn battery.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah man, fuck this over-commercialized season of bullshit.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tend to avoid the “homepage”, so here in #memes you only see selfies from the real attention seekers that hashtag the shit out of them.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0