andwings2go

350642 pts · November 7, 2010


Just chillin' chillin' chillin', sup girl, how you doin'?

First frame top right corner, outboard engine just floating in the air near the side of a boat.

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you get stuck in fences frequently?

4 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where I live is all block homes with marble sills. So we don’t think about them at all, ever.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, just like his first term, he’d be a better president by just not doing anything.

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just the list of people they think is in on the con is ridiculous.
All of NASA
All pilots
Satellite TV installers
Anyone who owns a telescope

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That’s coming up in 7 months and I haven’t heard anything about anyone running.

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It’s deleted now, don’t even remember what I said that was so offensive

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That is an interesting take. Once you make it to a certain level in this country you never have to go back. Neither one of these ladies are showing up for court in a 2007 Ford Fusion.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I think you’re full of shit. No grocery store is throwing snacks and chips “a month or two before the sell date” into pristine dumpsters for anyone in the neighborhood to go collect.
Out of date food can be returned to the vendor for credit and “before the sell date” stuff stays on the fuggin shelves you fibbing weirdo.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think he “ran” in the 90s as well, but yea was just trying to sell books and was never serious.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just seems odd that the store would go through the trouble of sorting and the liability exposure when it’s all going in the same garbage truck anyway

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is all still Obama’s fault for absolutely roasting the living fuck out of trump at that Correspondent’s dinner.

3 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

I’ve never seen or heard of a dumpster specifically for packaged food. Are you sure you aren’t stealing from a donation bin?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

What a fucked up world we live in. This shouldn’t be obscure trivia. His birthday should be a global celebration.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That and to see and hear if a fucking train is coming.

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Yea wasn’t there a documentary or something I saw about a Soviet realizing he was seeing a glitch and saved the whole planet?

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If he Nukes Iran tonight there’s a not zero chance that China and/or Russia shoots some at us…so there’s that.

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Most of the 50 states have political structures set up to be 50 separate countries pretty seamlessly.
Poor ones will want to join rich neighbors.

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But that was in the 80s when it was ok

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#18 He was 32, it’s 1,993 years later.

6 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

And the viewers are old enough to know that and don’t care. We really are fucked.

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Nixon should’ve been sent to prison. Even for just a day and we wouldn’t be on this timeline.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was only a little kid but I remember the Iran Contra being a very Big Deal ™, we don’t even bother to pretend to hold anyone accountable anymore.

6 days ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

@OP hasn’t been to a dive bar in awhile. These are still in them.,

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of those day after drinking shits that has so much sugar in it that it smells like a Monster energy drink.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Psycho timeline where an entire country isn’t embarrassed to have a felon president.

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13 hour queue line to take a piss on his grave

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I do fire safety inspections a couple times a year at a billionaire’s home. It’s been about 5yrs now, and I casually asked the head of security last week “why do you think he wants to live in what is basically a super high end hotel?”
Response was that because he’s known me so long he won’t ban me from the premises for asking such an intrusive question.
So, yea definitely weird.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember that post and brought it up IRL with friends. A former concierge or some shit. Was it an excerpt from a book or did you perhaps screenshot the post?

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And rape children evidently

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