baldbear

74085 pts ยท June 6, 2016


Mostly harmless. Pushed a streetcar once by hand. Saved a bus from getting stuck in a narrow road. Singer of dog songs. Treefriend. Owned by a cat. German. Leftist. Oh, and old.

Starfleet HQ?

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only reason you're still alive.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A sea-horse?

4 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I've seen enough anime to know what's going on here.

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That nervous, concerned stare...

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The madness speaks to me.

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#23 This truth hit me like a wagon full of hammers. Real shitposting.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Burrgarrblewaaagh!

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She seems nice.

7 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

For the Greater Good!

12 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You too, Momma. I feel booped.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a hard time when big, dark eyes look at me. Pun not intended.

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I so hope it works out for them.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes, nicely done. Now I will roll them back.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Braids, one of my weaknesses!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello my good sir, watching the greens again?

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They all know what the thirsty apes want. It's embarrassing.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave...

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Not bad.

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Ah, Sylvester. Here, kittykittykitty!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lovely, beautiful and appetizing. ;)

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All praise Momma!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can not get better than this.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And so, a new menace came into this world...

1 day ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

So sweet. Thank you.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shortstacks are so, so dangerous.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do good and talk about it" is not wrong.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I thought it was me alone and I'm creepy.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And, is it enough? It sounds like it, but what is the cost of living where your daughter is?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I would scare them to , well, not death, but a big bear asking to build a lego together? I predict my success rate about zero.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0