bluefacepaint

127186 pts ยท June 2, 2012


Sometimes I forget that imgur completely loses its sense of humour after about 8pm Pacific Standard Time.

Wash your butt in the shower, dry off with towel. No need for toilet paper.

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I'm not generally a fan of the Flash, but it's a really good story and I enjoyed it.

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When a meme is seen IRL, that means it's reached maximum saturation and is now doomed to die. About fucking time on this one.

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(2) which causes Martha Wayne to have a psychotic break and become the Joker, and Thomas Wayne becomes the Batman.

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You're probably thinking of Flashpoint Paradox, and it's Barry Allen who goes back to save his mother. Bruce Wayne dies in the alley, (1)

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I'd ask if you're fun at parties, but I suspect you don't get many invites.

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Morrigan from Dragon Age can turn into a raven, but she's no goddess. At least not of war and death. Sex and nefarious blood rituals maybe.

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(3) the regions you mentioned than hockey could ever hope to be, and is more popular globally by a narrower margin.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2) compare ice hockey and football (soccer for the americans), that's another matter entirely. Which, incidentally, is far more popular in

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Globally, ice hockey is the 5th highest grossing sport. Field hockey doesn't even place. There's no comparison there. Now if you want to (1)

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Having to reapply after every cumshot makes porn a good option.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean globally.

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(3) Wrestling. Badmington. Tennis. All bigger sports than field hockey.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2) than field hockey. Field hockey's not even on the list. Cricket's here, Rugby's here. No field hockey.

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Um, no. The 3rd biggest sport in the world is basketball. Football (not handegg) is number 4. Ice hockey is 5. Shit, Kabaddi ranks higher(1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't remember what I had for lunch 3 days ago even WITH the option to break eye contact.

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Except for popularity, annual revenue, and recognizablity of players due to fame, you're absolutely right.

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The 60s were a hell of a decade.

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"What do you mean it's going to take me 10+ years to get my citizenship? I thought this was America!"

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It wasn't the joke that had you laughing, it was the drugs. I promise.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He interrogated Bucky before Mission Report December 16 1991 came to wash his brain.

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1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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Kinda or kind of. Also, *are *want

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Fuck you, II for two, love lamp!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too

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"My internet friends all think I'm hilarious."

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I mean... Dragon Ball Z Abridged is a thing...

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