576 pts ยท September 2, 2017
(2/2) so when the gf asks "who are you texting?", he can say "my sister" and the contact name checks out. In essence, she's the side chick
Basically it means the girl is the side chick, because he must have another girlfriend who checks his phone (1/2)
You're doing amazing!! Major inspiration I needed today, thank you
I'm a girl and can't braid my hair with much skill, and I've had it long since I was 4. It's d e f i n i t e l y a commie plot
Exactly
Really living up to that username
How dare you make me read that with my own two eyes
It be like that sometimes
A mood
Yeah I live outside Denver and the housing out here is insane. Everything is being built so fast and then selling so fast
Yoda, I am
Thats the best part
That makes me unnecessarily uncomfortable
My favorite
Was TGIF ever even good though
THESE WERE THE W O R S T
s i n g s i n g
Username checks out
Probbaly more than 12
This is too real
Ok but this is sexual assault
Okay you win
Sounds hot
It's literally so easy to make it though! Boil 1 c. sugar and 1 c. water., add cranberries, bring to boil 10 min, add orange zest, chill
I can only get so wet
Nerd (I mean that affectionately)
(2/2) so when the gf asks "who are you texting?", he can say "my sister" and the contact name checks out. In essence, she's the side chick
Basically it means the girl is the side chick, because he must have another girlfriend who checks his phone (1/2)
You're doing amazing!! Major inspiration I needed today, thank you
I'm a girl and can't braid my hair with much skill, and I've had it long since I was 4. It's d e f i n i t e l y a commie plot
Exactly
Really living up to that username
How dare you make me read that with my own two eyes
It be like that sometimes
A mood
Yeah I live outside Denver and the housing out here is insane. Everything is being built so fast and then selling so fast
Yoda, I am
Thats the best part
That makes me unnecessarily uncomfortable
My favorite
Was TGIF ever even good though
THESE WERE THE W O R S T
s i n g s i n g
Username checks out
Probbaly more than 12
This is too real
Ok but this is sexual assault
Username checks out
Okay you win
Sounds hot
It's literally so easy to make it though! Boil 1 c. sugar and 1 c. water., add cranberries, bring to boil 10 min, add orange zest, chill
I can only get so wet
Nerd (I mean that affectionately)