cdlong

155929 pts ยท December 30, 2014


That's my high school (from like 30 years ago, but still)

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That shovel is far less harmful than a regular spade. It's light, short, and there's so much air resistance, you can't really swing it with any speed or momentum.

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did they ever say what he wanted the daughter for?

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Netanyahu cares if Netanyahu is gone. That's who's driving this whole thing.

16 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

His huge ego is so fundamental to him that he will do anything for praise. If someone that he admires tells him to do something, anything, he will do it.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see one every time I walk into my garage, s14 though, it's for sale BTW.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I right in assuming the russian drones are focused elsewhere and the Ukrainian catches them unaware (because they have one camera) and knocks them out of the sky? At first I thought the russian drones were attacking but the movement is relative and the Ukrainian drone is approaching the russian drones.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a Christmas ornament that is basically this, a tiny mouse in a walnut shell. Granted, he has a little blanket too, but I figured this little guy would take one too if offered.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 out of 10, it's not perfect but damn close. Stock is pretty solid but Singer does everything a little better.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also livestock

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

missed opportunity to draw an enormous dick in space.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first time, they did that stuff with a pen and paper

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll pass

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If that happens, I think Mike Johnson becomes president, and that helps nobody

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Really long boom arm.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Puft

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Movie theaters are just an EXTREMELY elaborate business model to sell candy.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The breeze on my inner thighs is a bit unsettling to me.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I know who this is about, but I could be wrong. Cross dressing is not the same as gay.

1 week ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 11

The Harlem Globetrotters are probably with you.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if the ball is in the air. If it's still in his hand when the buzzer goes off, that's the end of the game.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It was clearly planned out ahead of time

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

They're incredibly expensive to operate and difficult to manage in tight spaces, plus they're light and the ground is flat and smooth.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So to solve a problem that doesn't really exist, we're going to propose an unworkable solution that is a MASSIVE overreach? Got it.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

and then he keeps doing it anyway

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

gee, I wonder...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0