dancesloth

4280 pts ยท June 25, 2016


Wahine Toa means Strong Woman/Warrior woman in Maori <3

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I thought you were talking about a certain North Korean leader...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have tied my shoes this way since I learnt at about 14. Its my best performing party trick.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the outside it looks like theyre really trying hard to kill you all.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How are we meant to cope with knowing we are powerless to stop this? Anyone have any tips.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll never say im from NZ again. Diet Australia it is.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Im a porn brained woman of monster smut and im proud!

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I guess if he was still mocking them the photoshop makes a statement. I can't believe this is happening to people. I dont even live in US. Im not religious. But ill pray for them.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I genuinely felt sick looking at that. There's someone holding/comforting a small child right behind him. In cages.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aliens are already here they just live underwater

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help how do I know if I'm stupid. Should I Google it?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My toddler at 5am

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend has this condition! She doesn't like getting her nails done because of it.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro this broke my brain! Incredible

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging. Louise Rennison.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The old Chris would've laughed

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd feel so bad because my reaction to fear is usually fight mode. I'd have killed that spider and then felt so guilty for it.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because underneath that facade of propriety, they're brutal and rattish.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I haven't seen someone this mad about a crust of bread since Jean Valjean.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haven't been responsible for them" ... buddy you're still responsible for them even if they're with a sitter wth? People like this give parents a bad name.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How are they not keeping those balls on the table properly...? Stupid playing.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They do tend to get caught up at Aotearoa so you'll be sweet as, bro.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The same for New Zealand, too. We walk everywhere to try save on gas, work cut our hours going into the holiday season. It's rough.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love her videos they always get to me! His reactions are fabulous too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's so badass when he starts shuffling AND turning her still!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm always like, taken a back for no reason. What do you mean??? SHARKS? In the OCEAN? where they LIVE!? wild.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love your username!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss the days when ancient aliens were some of the only conspiracy theories and we all laughed at it a little.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0