deadtedw

34433 pts · May 7, 2014


I'm fired? No, you're fucking fired!

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh listen. It's 1 o'clock.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use your legs.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SEAT BELT HARNESS. NOW!!!!!!!!!

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always abusing the female reporters. What a pussy.

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Holy crap. The earth IS flat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There should have been a lot more blood. Like 4 or 5 seconds the first time then one huge blast that would blow him off his feet.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The old Trout Spooge Splash. Skeet skeet.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only way he will leave is in a box. There are not nearly enough congress members with any guts to do anything.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maxie, the World’s Largest Goose

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't remember this scene. Which of the movies was this from?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot immigrants, minorities, women and lgbtq.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This happens to me all the time. And I'm not even Asian.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who didn't see this was gonna happen?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF? I come here for fun not death. Hope you get banned.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saying Trump lied about something is not news. He fucking lies every time he speaks.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We'll be done in about two weeks."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? Where have you been? There are no consequences anymore.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Correct. Manatees are actually Sea Pigs.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They just calmly stood there like "Hey man, that reminds me. I ate at the new sushi place last night and it gave me some really bad diarrhea. Now THAT was a mess."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Contempt is is is contempt contempt is! Get is now?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No cash in curable. Treatable is profitable.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 They reacted like that has happened several times already that day.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This happened to a friend several years ago on the interstate. She was pushed for a long time going about 65 mph (105 kph). She's been incredibly traumatized ever since.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Contempt is contempt for contempt.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you understand, man? You've struck cole slaw.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about some f****** info on what it is? Yah yah, I'm stupid.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Just watch. Trump's gang will find a way to scare him and he will cave.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who the hell can afford hundreds of dollars per ticket and $100 parking? Fuck 'em.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're gonna keep pushing until people are going to explode.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1