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I work at a certain restaurant chain known for soup and sandwiches. One day, I was putting away the truck delivery when the AGM walks up and says "These god damned ni**ers are destroying my oatmeal projections!". I drop a VERY heavy box and go "EXCUSE me?!?". He responds with "These old women sitting up front eating oatmeal and knitting." I say "Oh.... KniTTers... Enunciate, mother fucker"."What is up, my Knitters?" Became a common greeting at work after this.
Reminder to all secret service members and armed personnel around the president ... If it saves the country, it's not illegal.
Ahhh... Now I remember you. The so called "Art Collector."
SedaGIVE?!?!?!
What if we covered the fingers in nice, smooth shark skin.
They did...on January 6th...nothing happened
Moar cat stories?
I had to scroll so far down to find this post. I had the same reaction. Thank you random stranger.
Yes. The farther past bedtime I stay up the more he moves between me and the keyboard. It's quite endearing
I wish, he sleeps very lightly until he curls up on the bed. The farther past bed time I go the more he moves between me and the keyboard.
you poor person. should I send an ambulance...or a pizza guy?
I see he is also exhausted.
No kids so he's eligible for a Darwin Award
You watched them all and still have no idea where the fucking sound is coming from
You can't trust a word he said
They are just trying to spruce things up a bit
Slower, you slut!
G.N.U. Terry Pratchett
Yeah. But if things start to fall apart...their covered.
Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'm sure it's bovine.
I AM THE NIGHT
But their skin is so smooth
Due to personal reasons I will be pretending that everything is normal.
Does he drool when you scratch his chin? I had a cat that looked just like him and acted more like a dog than a cat. Drooled a river too
I'm coming home, Ace.
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I work at a certain restaurant chain known for soup and sandwiches. One day, I was putting away the truck delivery when the AGM walks up and says "These god damned ni**ers are destroying my oatmeal projections!". I drop a VERY heavy box and go "EXCUSE me?!?". He responds with "These old women sitting up front eating oatmeal and knitting." I say "Oh.... KniTTers... Enunciate, mother fucker".
"What is up, my Knitters?" Became a common greeting at work after this.
Reminder to all secret service members and armed personnel around the president ... If it saves the country, it's not illegal.
Ahhh... Now I remember you. The so called "Art Collector."
SedaGIVE?!?!?!
What if we covered the fingers in nice, smooth shark skin.
They did...on January 6th...nothing happened
Moar cat stories?
I had to scroll so far down to find this post. I had the same reaction. Thank you random stranger.
Yes. The farther past bedtime I stay up the more he moves between me and the keyboard. It's quite endearing
I wish, he sleeps very lightly until he curls up on the bed. The farther past bed time I go the more he moves between me and the keyboard.
you poor person. should I send an ambulance...or a pizza guy?
I see he is also exhausted.
No kids so he's eligible for a Darwin Award
You watched them all and still have no idea where the fucking sound is coming from
You can't trust a word he said
They are just trying to spruce things up a bit
Slower, you slut!
G.N.U. Terry Pratchett
Yeah. But if things start to fall apart...their covered.
Now, now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I'm sure it's bovine.
I AM THE NIGHT
But their skin is so smooth
Due to personal reasons I will be pretending that everything is normal.
Does he drool when you scratch his chin? I had a cat that looked just like him and acted more like a dog than a cat. Drooled a river too
I'm coming home, Ace.