drphaust

9588 pts ยท December 16, 2013


Hello. It's me.

Maybe I'll stop working, then when my boss confronts me, I'll lie about the great work I've done. If he tries to fire me I'll fire him first

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gayngster.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starring Jordan Peele?

6 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 3

So then what's the opposite? I need a couch potato friend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing. The headline made it sound like it fell from the sky. Granted it's odd, but it's not impossible

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You call it boring, I call it minimal and love it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here for this. Hat's off to you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yassss!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arya Stark

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slow... Clap...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*than. I guess someone started work before school was over.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Did anyone else think that was Ryan Gosling in costume?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay Utah!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dink dink dink dink dink diiiiiink

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

He ded

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HBO does this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like Tito

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meta

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for "+1 for 'equal rights and equal lefts'"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You smell like patchouli

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TP = Turtle Power

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it... flat?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you even CrossFit robro?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

He ded

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Order them "well" and they'll come out crispy. Mmm

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0