eadanke

93445 pts · January 10, 2014


Retired 10th and 11th century chrono-police dispatcher(go green pigs!). Currently working returns and repairs at Holsteins to Humans professional costumery. Don't bother to hit me up with pictures of your damaged human suit if it's obvious that you don't follow the user end maintenance agreement. DA-7581-4273-1245

Is there a name for the expression on her face as she forces the mustard to submit? Cause I think that's my favorite expression ever.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro's wife is making dinner and leaving the bathroom open for the whole block. He's sleeping on the couch to make room in the bed.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad this works. My beaded curtain dome will get government funding any day now.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I believe her, I don't think I've been friends with anyone I worked for.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if someone sent in their draft thing and got a note back saying they'd been discharged when they were 13, they could be drafted? oh crap

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with making insurance companies suffer. It won't be long before "employee retaliation" is no longer covered.

3 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

So he'll say something as long as its damning to the US, and sometimes he lucks out and gets to use the truth?

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last fluently multilingual president of the US was FDR. The last partially multilingual president was Obama. Trump appears to be the first partially monolingual.

5 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Maybe he wrote it when he was young himself ::checks real quick:: He was 32.

5 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I expect most people don't know that most of the people working at a library are "pages" or "clerks" not "librarians", and don't know the difference.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Use string instead of lock, it's more secure.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

but it hasn't even got Ice Cube in it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proving that anything is possible if you're a big enough smartass about it.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

"Doctor, I look terrible on film but great in stills, can you help me." >>> "of course, sit right here and don't move a muscle."

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see, so the judge is one of the unqualified JAG dudes they've been trying to use to replace the fired immigration judges. That figures.

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Back before his brain completely melted, so 30 years ago, there was a book called "The Bell Curve" that handed the IQ crown to white males.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are all hemorrhaging money. The technology is too expensive and it's not making money for other people, so nobody can pay for it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come on man, like 80% of all furry porn is dickgirls, please just leave the table scraps on the floor for the rest of us.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I'm sure the whitehouse could use a septic tank. Don't seal it completely is all I'm saying.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He truly believes every good idea is for school girls.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said, I ᴜꜱᴇ ꜱᴜʙᴛɪᴛʟᴇꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ꜱᴏ I ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇ

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He can't stop himself from talking, and makes things up to fill in the gaps in his knowledge, audience interest, and time.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The KJV is it's own thing. The referenced writings for most translations were established in 380 following the Edict of Thessalonica.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do suddenly hanker for a hunk of cheese.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I left the church due to the nagging and early mornings. I miss the full sized donuts and the singing, but turns out I can do that at home.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The problem is that the sheer quantity of monkeys has slowed the expedition exponentially.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was awful, but I used it as a hangover cure for so long I started to like it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He rambled in old interviews, but it seemed like he was enjoying listening to his own voice. But he wasn't on TV much, mostly tabloids.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the dumb bastard heard "gut flora" for years and took it too literally. And now I'm going to be more of a pill about imprecise language.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0