emberfish

15948 pts · March 18, 2015


Super witty description.

Hooray for space!

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People sometimes tell me I’m smart. I don’t feel smart though.

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#6 Who is this beautiful Japanese man/Cate Blanchett cosplayer?

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Oh my god I remember the trailers for that

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Knowing Tim probably the latter. But also it’s Tim Pool, who cares?

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I never got the punchline of the last one until now

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My mom’s church actually played this when it came out

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These roads are built on sheep’s blood and wheat…

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Oh, SURE. And where did they get velcro in space, EINSTEIN???

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See, the Time Lords were smart. Keep yourself in one spot and just move the door around.

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This is a Fortnite character???

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BAH-BEE GNUUUU-PORRRRRT

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Yeah it’s real cool!

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WE never landed on the moon. The astronauts did

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I love geology. "We can tell from nanomolecular analysis that this part of the rock was wet once."

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You can tell this guy never took Art History because the whole Renaissance era is a bunch of rich assholes one upping each other, paying artists and architects to make stuff to show off how wealthy they were.

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Dog no one even likes Newsom

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Saw that once on a microwave oven someone else had worked on. 25A fuse, roughly 2000V on the circuit when active. Idiocy.

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I think the ancient Egyptians had the right idea about cats

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He’s very bouncy

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My brother and I were by the crew let to run around 😝

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#24 Well if that ain’t the cutest shit

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A hit dog will holler

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I wonder if Sakurai would be interested in working in movies. My gut tells me no.

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There’s a new indie game called Wild Blue Skies that’s VERY StarFox. Hoping it does well

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The 14th amendment guarantees that slavery shall not exist in the United States except as punishment for a crime

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That bitch…

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Harry Potter was my life growing up. I read the books constantly, over and over. My bedroom as a kid was Harry Potter themed, and my mom even painted the walls to look like castle bricks. We also built all the Lego sets up to book 3 and had a huge display on my bookcase. I won’t be watching it.

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It doesn’t mean they hate trans people, it means they don’t care what happens to them at all, which is worse.

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