essentialjunk

26984 pts · July 10, 2014


I'm 6'4" 235 lbs...I've got to stand up as soon as the plane lands.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1934...anti-German sentiment...not gonna call it that then

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You don’t see many fat roughnecks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inbreadible dump.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing that Hopkins is 43 but looks 20 years older than the duchess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FMLA only protects your job for so long, if you can't return to work in time the company doesn't have to hold your job endlessly.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a good meme, Bront.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

King of the Forest or Guardian of the Woods? Good boys can be both.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 was better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gold Star for the win.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'm amazed that people see this stuff and still believe it. This list is fake.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 6

Sarcasm, kid. Look at the state of America, we think Puerto Rico is a third world country

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It doesn't matter. In America they just sound dark.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Sadly you have to pass the skin tone test these days for America to intervene

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 16

She never met Johnson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this is an ad, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stayed at a Crystal Inn in SLC. Regional chain. Porn sites blocked on wifi.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is, without a doubt, one if the finest things I have seen in here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9/10 chance someone has measured their wang with that ruler.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they were until I read this. Santa Claus is fake, folks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was that dude laughing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww...someone saw an Internet meme and now has the facts.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Need a stronger belt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you equally distribute the goodness when more than one person shares? How do you measure equal portions? This is fucking anarchy.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

Anyone else follow the turd trail around the room?

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It is too early for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo...you took the top comment when these were originally posted and made them your captions?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't fully understand the cause, but I like to support things when people have a cause. Good luck with your cause.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0