248 pts · April 3, 2015
Is it just me or did anyone else hear “Cotton-Eye Joe”?
“Stop! Mom said we can’t dig up the yard!”
Porking his way to death
At least once a week I park in a McDonald’s parking lot for half an hour to avoid being around people.
He definitely has a quest for you
If your parents have a key to your place, ask for it back or change the locks.
Stop. I’m here for dank memes not true love.
Box frushing
Three bucks locks antlers for a fuck. One falls down, then all three drown.
"Just wait until I get off this thing, human..."
PET THE GOOD KITTY YOU MONSTER
Better love story than Twilight
Apollo developed some fine prison muscles while at the shelter...
That's what happens when you cut someone off without signaling.
Was that Scar who ran away while Mufasa clung to the rock?
Crikey that's a big one.
Rutherford B. Hayve
You might call it a mistake, but he calls it an opportunity to explore new territory.
Is it just me or did anyone else hear “Cotton-Eye Joe”?
“Stop! Mom said we can’t dig up the yard!”
Porking his way to death
At least once a week I park in a McDonald’s parking lot for half an hour to avoid being around people.
He definitely has a quest for you
If your parents have a key to your place, ask for it back or change the locks.
Stop. I’m here for dank memes not true love.
Box frushing
Three bucks locks antlers for a fuck. One falls down, then all three drown.
"Just wait until I get off this thing, human..."
PET THE GOOD KITTY YOU MONSTER
Better love story than Twilight
Apollo developed some fine prison muscles while at the shelter...
That's what happens when you cut someone off without signaling.
Was that Scar who ran away while Mufasa clung to the rock?
Crikey that's a big one.
Rutherford B. Hayve
You might call it a mistake, but he calls it an opportunity to explore new territory.