fastjeff

83562 pts · February 13, 2012


Bro has hair
Bro has eyes.

22 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some bang up voting you guys did. Try again.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Zero empathy for them, they shit in that bed and now they have to sleep in it.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fight for your rights to say no. I wear so many god damn hats it’s going to kill me some day.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys should vote.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How fast was she running to escape earths gravity with that cart?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure you print it with more support and maybe not PLA. I did one and somebody was shaking it around and their "star" went flying. Oops.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then she passed away during the holidays. She had become a dear friend. Now I pretty much start crying when I hear Together In Electric Dreams. Never really had a friend before.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 Me too. Was for my gf. That I didn't have. But I had a friend who started sending me reels. Lots of reels. Little did she know....

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, the "goblin female" tag doesn't work.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I learned I have a type.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure they know they're wrong, they just like seeing how you react it that fact.
Imagine being a petty shit all your life and it never went anywhere until you had that one shithead, the shittiest of heads, the grand master of making a shit of their own head that you now have a person with a head in and of, filled with, and made of shit that you can say, "yes, that man is what we need, look at how mad he makes people, I want to be just like him. Where is this island? I must go there."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lace up some skates, grab a hockey stick, something about your look screams, "putting on the foil" then you can punch a lot of people and get paid for it.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, the tiny picture and immediate thoughts at first glace....

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only because of imgur, a-fucking-gain, learn the name of some other shithead. Thanks, imgur.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, because we all trust america, right now. And all that respect we all have for america, right now... don't forget all the times you see america, right now, and say 'man, is it ever the same as it was in 2015'.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Wear a helmet.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully faster than a rollercoaster

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Americans should vote.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#7 can…can I be a little spoon?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t put tape measures in there.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or maybe a…. rocksmith?

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The only reason I heard of this clown was because of this post.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he was going to just get high. Water bottle there for comfort.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, somebody found their precious that day.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, doesn't he eat babies? Rocks and glass houses and all...

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Americans should vote.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0