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33249 pts · April 27, 2016


hello, nothing to see here carry on. from a time long ago: https://keegnastyandtheflashtastics.bandcamp.com/album/way-too-lazy-too-be-crazy

I dunno, as a member of the human species I always thought it took us to long to figure out the wheel. They had already come up with what id consider far more complex concepts. Had they never seen anything roll down a hill before?

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Guitar, skateboarding, and construction have ruined my wrists. Really puts a damper on the crocheting. Ive had bouts where I ive woken up with like frozen claw hand. I found that I was curling my wrists in my sleep. Some braces helped keep em straight over night. Immediate relief in the morning. Wore them long enough to foster better sleeping habits. Wrists still hurt but not like they used to.

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I realized that immediately after posting but I don't respect words there all made up

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No this is Potrick

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🪣🎭 - soothsayer

https://youtu.be/ohf8jqt0paM

18:24 a new favorite iteration

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#3 these are getting out of hand. Was this specifically made for me? Is someone else living my life? Am I that basic? No, its the memes. Their growing smarter

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#21 wow... *tightens seatbelt*

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Tires are always a dead giveaway

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Gooba gooba hoy puck is Hersheys soy

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Option B has everything A does and den sum. Plus it's murdered out, that's cool too

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"Cold and black, like my soul" - me anytime im asked how I'd like my coffee

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The bigger issue

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Titos is vodka. Also the best mixer for vodka is ice

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...does this count as full clothed?

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Lol pulled the pants down for the photo. Pro move +1

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I got to drive one of those as a kid

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Sea peoples?

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Psh, so obvious

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This overlaps with several of my interests

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I see what your saying. The slurry coming off does look red. Although upon further inspection lt wouldn't shock me to learn it was just dirt, it be weird like that some times. On the other hand this person is making his community safer by maintaining city infestructure, its alot easier to see when he's done. Less collisions could mean a longer life span for this particular curb. Im conflicted

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Nah you got the right idea

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My buddy got an "el señor nipple" he said the eyes and mustache felt like a hot knife in butter

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#8 reminds me of chicago when viewed over lake Michigan from the Indiana side

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#14 lol my house does this every night at 9:30 it's my reminder to gtft bed

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-.- unforgivable, guess I'll never watch 30 rock 🤷‍♂️

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