hanmerhack

70302 pts ยท July 30, 2018


That doesn't happen to the people who can afford the lawers.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Scrambled eggs and ham

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I don't think so , an Ausie would not react like that.

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#2 I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insidesrevealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (that it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sis & her friends were at the gallery and they came across a concrete block. They thought it was something being installed, so one of them stood on it and said "Look at me I'm a work of art." This guy ran at them screaming "Do you know how much that is worth?"

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Why not? free entertainment and maybe they'll learn something /s

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To quote the Bard, "She aint pretty, She just looks that way."

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Cold + Orb + Bird = Coborb

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#1 Have to admit this made me think of this little guy

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OH Om! I just realised that those rats were probably the ancestors for the rats that hang with Maurice.

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When I asked my mother why they had me circumcised, she said when she was a nurse the worst part of the job was when she had to clean under a mans fourskin.

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#20 Well I'll just head back to stacks and get more books then.

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Haven't see a Kyra carve in ages.

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sometimes mommy needs a break

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With all the shark movies I never understood why the hammerhead was never the lead.

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Would anyone else really like to see the conclusion of what the man was working on?

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Now der is a cuttie!

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but what about medium and girl?

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corn sarn it! Like I need another fetish!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an interesting take considering that there is no such bird as a seagull, and yet everyone says they've seen one

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Don't forget there is an anti-vax couple whose child died of measles and when asked if they regretted not getting them vaccinated they said no, that it was their right to not have their children vaccinated. That was more important than the life of their child

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her alternate universe backstory is even more tragic

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That was me on Monday up here in Ontario

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We were told that she is a bichon frise. When she is trimmed down people say she looks more poodle, but I a convinced that she has some husky in her.

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As a child? She didn't even show up to his birth.

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