iAML8

12621 pts ยท July 8, 2012


The best thing about leaving it to the last minute is that it only takes a minute.

Man what a ride that was ๐Ÿ˜…

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Legend ๐Ÿซถ

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That mugshot is now a showpiece at the Whitehouse ๐Ÿ˜…

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I was there in January. Amazing place. Their culture, the people, just how they do everything is better but... For me personally after a few days it just started to feel the same.

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Mate you are a wordsmith, bravo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซถ

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She's too old so she's safe

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Bruh

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All the world's a stage

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I have this theory that they were hunting them too

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Surprised that in this day so many people still believe in a fictional character that lives in the clouds. Wtf.

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Walk up. Grab her wrist. Take the knife. Giver her some meds and tuck her in to bed. It's that fucking easy. ๐Ÿคฆ

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This is legit advice!

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Instructions unclear. Took a shit on my bosses tits.

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I was in an Uber on my way to the hookers. Uber driver was sad so I shouted him a girl.

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Just the bit*

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Herpes?

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Hmmm nah there's a pretty complex sequence to go through to get a commercial airliners started up.

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That kid is definitely 12

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Leadership isn't about being the best, but bringing out the best in others.

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Sigh *unzips*

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Damn, that's good.

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... with gloves on. Fuck washing that smell off.

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.... Tale

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White people are fucking weird.

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Thursday

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Doggo knew what it was doing

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Snowpiercer

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