imtoooldforthismess

1755 pts · January 20, 2017


Makin my way downtown, slidin fast, hills go passed, now I’m drownin

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend wants to know why the first letters of each word are underlined.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JFC they can stand on their tail?!?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So vicious

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’re tattle tales on mooring lines to give you a warning they’re about to break. Just pay attention and you’ll be fine.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fletch

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’s the little guy bouncing around in the first video?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a few hours, but yeah, this is accurate.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

#6… I get the point of what you’re trying to say, but… Pearl Harbor.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gandolph

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There’s a similar one for Jeeps in Hollister, CA. I never tried it, but I’m told it’s best to just gun it and hope for the best.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don’t forget Murph and the Magic Tones.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He looks like the Cryptkeeper.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re thinking of Bible Jesus. We’re talking about Murica Jesus. Common mistake.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not every president has used this desk. LBJ, Nixon and Ford didn’t use it. I’m not sure this is a big deal so long as he doesn’t have it remade into something monstrously gaudy.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And how’d you get it through customs??

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sarlacc Pit… Boba Fett hates these things.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I AM the senate.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Computer… I need an efficient way to watch cats do cat stuff, dumbasses to do dumb stuff and to watch porn.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This person was only trying to help you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They grow up so fast.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was bleeped. I saw it when it first aired.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

What a pussy

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I’m curious how tariffs will impact some of these items. Don’t we produce lumber, fruits and vegetables? I’m not an expert on this, but it seems like some of these are a reach.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And distances shrink. The problem isn’t with the traveler. The problem lies with those that didn’t go on the trip.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone here calls me Vicky.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmm forbidden Mentos…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Aren’t those venomous?

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