imwithpluto

38553 pts · April 22, 2016


This is the unremarkable hill I die on

Shoo, devil, no one asked for an advocate ;)

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an especially good one today. ♡

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, nothing more cowardly than clarity. (Half joking, i do like the house phrase.)

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A “/s” goes a long way.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Jesus god it took me so long to understand what the other joke would have been. Excellent, thank you.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you done ‘My Dad is Dracula (and Captain Obvious)’ yet?

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Omfg mine would rather die than exert that much effort. (Unless he’s chasing a squirrel.)

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outsnding choice of GIF

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, ya ask a ✨ silly ✨ question, you get a ✨ silly ✨ answer…

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something something new math base 8 ;)

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The left side, presumably.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i counted at least 80.

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nope. (WSJ broke a story about a letter between DJT and EP, included a stupid drawing, among other grossness.)

8 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

(Talkin’ about 🎶 Caesar 🎶)

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thought it was Very Pernicious Ne’er-Do-Well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

some imagines some poking with a stick took place first

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was outstanding.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will tolerate no reenacting—whether it is ironic or sincere—of the classic Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze scene in ghost.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you’re right, i dunno what i saw before, mb

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Respectfully, this reads like ‘your pup won’t need much if you don’t give it much’ in terms of training, which would be, potentially, neglectful. But i DO understand that feeling of ‘oh my god, you already know so many tricks, isn’t that ENOUGH?!!’

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS is the level of training required to keep an aussie happy. If it’s not herding, Give It Other Work!

10 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Not only is that sweet as hell, they know what they’re doing!!! Wondering if the dad is a pro or took lessons with his kid.

10 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

oh man do NOT give me hope like that

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

didn’t mean expressing it to or communicating with me in particular, babycakes.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, your worry will be how you use the knowledge and perspective i just offered you to best express yourself.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SAME. Video ends too soon ;)

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

starting your ‘upper layer of the joke’ with ‘…’ often indicates incredulity, impatience, or sarcasm.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We just wanna make it clear we torture people, not fluff friends ;)

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0