jaqque

7599 pts · June 6, 2013


If I screenshot this and get it to front page I’ll buy myself a pizza.

I agreed. As I so rarely carry cash, I appreciate buskers having a Venmo Cash App or similar on their sign. Not as simple as flicking a few eddies, but I can still support performance arts in real time

17 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I always wondered what you get when you multiply six by nine. Now I know! Ty kind internet stranger!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I’m doing my part. For Jenny

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/11573-blue-thunder
1984 television series staring a helicopter

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You don’t put ketchup on a good glizzy!

Shoutout to those that remember Operation F.L.A.V.O.R. (KND S2:E19 / Mission 037)

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The pawn. The pawn has the singular most complicated move. The king and rook can play house, which is cute, but only the pawn can capture by moving right past another piece. Take that, horsey

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We knew too. 1/3 of the country decided that was okay

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nunchucks. The Fetterman of stick

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same but except my whole life still.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My longest career so far is that of being a dad. Best choice I made. Pay sucks, but the benefits are irreplaceable

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look out! Llamas!

(They are larger than frogs)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have always liked index cards. But this is fabulous. I’ll make a few

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paper cassette is out of letter sized paper

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So I looked into it… job creation is a lagging economic indicator. What I could not find is how lagging it is. Months? Quarters? Years? No idea.

So it’s possible that all those reptilian gains came from the spillover from the previous Democratic administrations.

Yes I saw autocorrect used “reptilian” instead of “Republican”. Still accurate

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re going to need a much larger tube to send those D-Mails

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a bad spoon

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

P. W. Herman’s Big Adventure

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like the example of carbon copy is carbonless copy paper.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2004 Corolla. 150+k miles. I fear no merge.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I agree. Never ready. So glad I have mine. There were times it’s been a struggle. Still is.

Compare to having a dog. Dogs are expensive (not nearly as much as kids) but how many dog owners regret that choice? For me, the rewards of fatherhood far outweighed the financial drawback

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I read that as Surf Nazis (Surf Nazis Must Die) and was going to agree with you, but wondering what Rob Schneider had to do with that masterpiece

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don’t want to fix any of them, they are all perfect as they are

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

New favorite band unlocked

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We all mourn in different ways. For some of us, that is not at all.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is why we have trial by jury, not trial by public opinion

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Ty for saying what the rest of us are thinking

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What you do to a door when you visit friends

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought it was the klan hood

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0