jayrayspicer

7509 pts ยท October 10, 2018


This is why I never fish with less than a 2000 pound test line.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every deck is a poop deck if you poop on it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if it's a killer, it's probably a liar, too.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assisted suicide in Vietnam almost looks fun.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dog physicist performing experiments with dog cyclotron.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd say it's precisely on brand for the US.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A coupla head fakes and that cliff was totally outsmarted.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh. I guess I've never seen it until after it pops in the bag.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not a leper state. I would feel sorry for a leper.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She exhibited more cool in 20 seconds than I have in my whole life.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Sigh. Nala, you're supposed to use the melon fork. It's the fifth one from the left, next to the degarnishing knife. Now try again! "

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gloriously stupid. Magnificent.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fascism is the very antithesis of rights, of dissent, of debate. To debate fascism is to concede to it, to submit. It is not a valid subject of debate or of free speech because it seeks the end of free speech. It can not be allowed a seat at the table.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that's just natural talent, is what that is.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not possible to punish our way to a better world. People who think it is are just assholes.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's an excellent storyteller.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The second dog walks past the trick from behind, seeing exactly how it's done, then sees it from the front and starts barking in amazement.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a difference between treason against some random-ass monarch that nobody elected, and treason against a pretty damn reasonable constitution that your state *ratified*. And the only reason you're treasoning is that you want the permission to continue violating the core principles of that constitution.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Never stop doing science.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did not know that cats and flying squirrels could interbreed.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 "No, it's OK. That's just, like, *a lot* of tongue. I mean, who doesn't like tongue? But...just...the sheer quantity..."

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, let's indoctrinate cops into believing their life is at risk every second of the day and then arm them. What could go wrong?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Flanders.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Anyone else still kinda choked up over the Engagement Ballad of Ken and Steve? No? Just me? Ok.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just good sciencing.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like they don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ICE = Gestapo, MAGA = Nazi

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0