joot

77088 pts · March 8, 2011


Because they are used so much in the mountains.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a fucking lot of momentum. Thank you engineers and every person involved in putting that ramp there. No doubt lives were saved.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BoTh SiDeS - fuck off!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The video shows at least one kid saying they were unable to get their seatbelt off. Imagine the terror of being stuck strapped in with a train bearing down on you. And dumbfuck bus driver is more worried about bumping the car in front than your body getting puréed.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

When 900 years old you reach, look so good you will not.

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

She had me until equating Dems and MAGAts. No. Fuck off.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who took him to be quoting the anti data center sentiment?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After one astronaut was gushing on and on, Mission Control replied, “Copy that - Moon joy.” 🤩

3 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Agreed. There is an artifact that looks like distortion from the atmosphere. They wouldn’t have that. The phase looks wrong, too.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ohhh yeah! that one where the lights surrounding the position where you pressed reversed, and I think the aim was to turn them all off? Gosh, thanks for digging in this ol brain.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bridge is closed, but the canal remains open.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

P.S. I just remembered also playing Tic Tac Toe on it - wow, memory unlocked!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a Merlin! 🥹 I learned some very basic principles of mathematics on that baby when I was about 4. For example, I had no idea what the multiplication symbol meant, but I realized that multiplying anything by 0 resulted in 0 and anything by 1 was itself…🤯

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His narcissism is a threat to national security. He’s so easily manipulated by ass-kissing that our country’s enemies have undue influence, and decent intelligent allies who criticize his malicious stupidity are in danger.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t like watching animals get hurt.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don’t like this 😿

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

What does the first phrase say? Foxtrot?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew, no. I’m not so preoccupied with some shitbag that I would mar my permanent resting place with reference to him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in St Louis and I’m pissed they put Limbaugh in Bellefontaine cemetery I was planning to be buried in, which accommodates “green options” like chucking me straight in the dirt or in a wicker basket. Now I have to find another cemetery.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Our tax dollars at work.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but as a joke, it’s actually pretty funny. The buck was knocking because he’s interested in you, see?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The people who write this crap:

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They wanted to hurt her, and felt entitled to.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From KENYAAAAAAAA

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is abuse. Don’t shake babies. Don’t shake your partner. Don’t shake your pets. It’s like a cheese grater on their brains. Knock it off.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are they round instead of elongated? I need to see this in slow mo.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry - your dumbass cult won’t even notice the internal inconsistency.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A life-sized Beanie Baby!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being subjected to blinding light and not having any eyelids.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0