Big Steamy Twitter Dump
The Trump years in a nutshell:
I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!!
Alex Honnold free soloing (no ropes) El Capitan in Yosemite yesterday. Photo by Jimmy Chin.
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Residents view the first iceberg of the season as it passes "Iceberg Alley" in Newfoundland, Canada.
Dropping a bomb here:
Weather.com going in on Trump for pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement:
Siri and I are like an old married couple who forgot how to communicate:
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Physically I'm at work; mentally I'm here:
Me coming back to work after the holiday break:
When you've done pretty well for yourself, but you still have to invite your white trash relatives over to your fancy new house:
Strangely mesmerizing.
My friend climbed the South Sister in Oregon recently during a Monarch Butterfly swarm:
Me:
I understand this internal conflict:
This is an unconfirmed report from the recently leaked intelligence memo on Trump's Russian "conflicts."
Internet, do your thang:
When your grandmother keeps trying to feed you after you already told her you ate:
A Beautiful Linguistic Family Tree
Inspirational story alert!
Uncle Joe strikes again!
shout out to the people on Amazon who take the time to answer questions they have no fucking idea the answer to:
Me when George Frideric Handel says "let's just split the tab" when he knows he ordered more expensive shit:
Have I mentioned that I'm excited for election season to be over?
And now, this guy:
Found this on the ground on my way to work today. Thought you guys might be interested.
Right when the investigation against Trump is heating up and the Senate is trying to push through a half-baked healthcare bill, we wake up to this:
The irony of 2016.
Neighborhood Reacts Appropriately
Each of these really made me laugh for it's own reason.
This seems like a great metaphor for the inefficiencies of government.
Happy Pi Day, Imgur!
Me when I'm trying to life:
Aren't we all, Harold. Aren't we all.
This guy is literally my idol.
Me trying to go from Usersub to the FP:
Someone with a plane in NOLA is awesome. Thank you.
The Undertaker surprised the NBA Champion Cleveland Cavs for their home opener, and Kevin Love looks so happy.
A thought for your Monday.
Exactly.
Rush Limbaugh right now:
Steve Bannon looks like the counselor from Orange is the New Black if he fell on hard times and became an alcoholic.
Well, so this is a thing:
I just want someone to look at me the way Beyonce looks at Obama.
Anybody else get this? I don't even know what I've done this time.
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MRW there are donuts in the breakroom and I'm walking back to my desk:
My struggle:
One of the first Imgur posts I saved.
MRW I'm trying to sleep and somebody's fucking alarm is going off and I can't find which phone it is:
Stone Cold, the SJW
Life advice.
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Well this looks fun.
me scrolling the FP this lovely July 29th
My mom just emailed asking if I still wanted this box.