116 pts ยท November 23, 2016
I saw it! It was pretty amazing.
Pegleg Pachyderm is one of the most feared pirates along the coast of India.
I want that elf on my shelf!
Now get back in the kitchen and make him his damn sammich!
I have a friend who ate her twin.....kinda like this.
Christmas Eve....the stores are closed.....and me without a banana. Damn.
Sorry for your loss.
You're Colonel Kernel!!!
Now THAT is funny!
We pay $35,000 a year for you to learn this?
You are way more talented than I, my friend.
I think #4 is WAY better than #33
Only dog we ever re-homed was a cocker spaniel that bit my 6-week old nephew in the face. He hated that baby.
OMG, that made me laugh!
We had an exchange student from Brasil. She loaded our freezer with icicles and snowballs.
Me, too!!
I love Stephen Colbert!!
Time to find new friends.
Well, when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish.....
Gee, occifer, I only had tee martoonies!
The right cougar can turn you into a cheetah....
Imagine being the parents, knowing what one daughter did to the other. I wonder if they have a relationship with her.
Atta girl!
Maybe, because this kid can ask for anything from Santa, and all he wants is his dad. War is brutal on kids.
Incest - A game only a family can play!
"I said, take a LEFT at Guam!"
I teach 9th grade boys. They draw penises everywhere! On the board, on their desks, in the textbook, on the bulletin board!
My Newf is 150 lbs. of love. My cat, on the other hand, is 12 lbs. of asshole.
On the coast.
I saw it! It was pretty amazing.
Pegleg Pachyderm is one of the most feared pirates along the coast of India.
I want that elf on my shelf!
Now get back in the kitchen and make him his damn sammich!
I have a friend who ate her twin.....kinda like this.
Christmas Eve....the stores are closed.....and me without a banana. Damn.
Sorry for your loss.
You're Colonel Kernel!!!
Now THAT is funny!
We pay $35,000 a year for you to learn this?
You are way more talented than I, my friend.
I think #4 is WAY better than #33
Only dog we ever re-homed was a cocker spaniel that bit my 6-week old nephew in the face. He hated that baby.
OMG, that made me laugh!
We had an exchange student from Brasil. She loaded our freezer with icicles and snowballs.
Me, too!!
I love Stephen Colbert!!
Time to find new friends.
Well, when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish.....
Gee, occifer, I only had tee martoonies!
The right cougar can turn you into a cheetah....
Imagine being the parents, knowing what one daughter did to the other. I wonder if they have a relationship with her.
Atta girl!
Maybe, because this kid can ask for anything from Santa, and all he wants is his dad. War is brutal on kids.
Incest - A game only a family can play!
"I said, take a LEFT at Guam!"
I teach 9th grade boys. They draw penises everywhere! On the board, on their desks, in the textbook, on the bulletin board!
My Newf is 150 lbs. of love. My cat, on the other hand, is 12 lbs. of asshole.
On the coast.