kujoho

116 pts ยท November 23, 2016


I saw it! It was pretty amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pegleg Pachyderm is one of the most feared pirates along the coast of India.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want that elf on my shelf!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now get back in the kitchen and make him his damn sammich!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who ate her twin.....kinda like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christmas Eve....the stores are closed.....and me without a banana. Damn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry for your loss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're Colonel Kernel!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now THAT is funny!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We pay $35,000 a year for you to learn this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are way more talented than I, my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think #4 is WAY better than #33

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only dog we ever re-homed was a cocker spaniel that bit my 6-week old nephew in the face. He hated that baby.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OMG, that made me laugh!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had an exchange student from Brasil. She loaded our freezer with icicles and snowballs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, too!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Stephen Colbert!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Time to find new friends.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, when a mommy fish loves a daddy fish.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gee, occifer, I only had tee martoonies!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The right cougar can turn you into a cheetah....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine being the parents, knowing what one daughter did to the other. I wonder if they have a relationship with her.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Atta girl!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, because this kid can ask for anything from Santa, and all he wants is his dad. War is brutal on kids.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incest - A game only a family can play!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I said, take a LEFT at Guam!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I teach 9th grade boys. They draw penises everywhere! On the board, on their desks, in the textbook, on the bulletin board!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Newf is 150 lbs. of love. My cat, on the other hand, is 12 lbs. of asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

On the coast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0