209088 pts · January 25, 2014
No.
I'm imagining the dog doing a Wilhelm Scream as he takes flight.
This summer, EUGENE LEVY is MILHOUSE in FALLING DOWN 2: FALLING HARDER
"You sonofabitch, I'm in!" -- Dog
I know I'm getting old because the car I lust over now isn't a muscle car or hot rod or an exotic, but a Honda Civic hybrid hatchback. 50 MPG and 6.2 second 0-60 baby!
#1 Are we supposed to be laughing at the asterisk after "Cleans Better" (seemingly implying that that claim might be a lie; like somehow your asshole might end up even shittier after using Charmin), or at that bear's great big giant fat mommy milkers?
"OH BOY I'M FREE THANK YOU SO MUCH HUMAN LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG HEY WHERE ARE GOING I LOOOVVVVVE YYOOOOooouuuuu..."
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#1 No, I said "cupcakes." CUPcakes!
Paid for with cash I withdrew from the ATM machine, though I needed a minute to remember my PIN number.
Golly!
It was a custom-built show car. It didn't need to be comfortable. Or safe. Or efficient. Or fast. Or practical in any way. Hell, a lot of 'em didn't even run. They just needed to look cool, and this one succeeded.
"Oooh! Play 'You Don't Know How it Feels' by Tom Petty!" -- Ringo
People in line at the drive-thru take forfuckingever, too. Meanwhile I pull up, shout "Number 5, large, with a Sprite" into the speaker and get on with my life. There needs to be a rule: If you don't know what the fuck you want, PARK AND GO INSIDE. If you're ordering enough food for a goddamn football team, PARK AND GO INSIDE. If you're so precious that you need to modify every item in your order, PARK AND GO INSIDE. The drive-thru was meant to be fast, not a place to waste everyone else's time.
Cristofuh!
I dunno, but tickets are still available! https://www.ebay.com/itm/126292958938
"What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!"
FUN FACT: Elvis was supposed to play two shows at a new hockey arena in my hometown, but died on his toilet the night before.
A Bodega Cat branching out?
"In Soviet Russia, CAT pets YOU!!"
A majestic beast.
♫BACK UP IN YO' ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION...♫
MONKEY: Oh, hello, Jeffery. Thank God you're here, I'm starving. [Waits patiently...] [Waits patiently...] I, umm, I like your knife. [Waits patiently...] Ah, good. [Chomp-chomp] Yes, thank you, Jeffery. I'll see you at dinner. [Chomp-chomp-chomp] Who the hell are y-- oh, you're cleaning up the shavings, yes. Good work.
AWWWWWWWWWW, LOOKIT THAT FUCKIN' FACE
Crime Horse is foiled!
He can't even LOOK at gay people!
Had to scroll way too far to find this.
An all-time classic moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_SvX4PEbU
I'm imagining the dog doing a Wilhelm Scream as he takes flight.
This summer, EUGENE LEVY is MILHOUSE in FALLING DOWN 2: FALLING HARDER
"You sonofabitch, I'm in!" -- Dog
I know I'm getting old because the car I lust over now isn't a muscle car or hot rod or an exotic, but a Honda Civic hybrid hatchback. 50 MPG and 6.2 second 0-60 baby!
#1 Are we supposed to be laughing at the asterisk after "Cleans Better" (seemingly implying that that claim might be a lie; like somehow your asshole might end up even shittier after using Charmin), or at that bear's great big giant fat mommy milkers?
"OH BOY I'M FREE THANK YOU SO MUCH HUMAN LET ME GIVE YOU A HUG HEY WHERE ARE GOING I LOOOVVVVVE YYOOOOooouuuuu..."
#1 No, I said "cupcakes." CUPcakes!
Paid for with cash I withdrew from the ATM machine, though I needed a minute to remember my PIN number.
Golly!
It was a custom-built show car. It didn't need to be comfortable. Or safe. Or efficient. Or fast. Or practical in any way. Hell, a lot of 'em didn't even run. They just needed to look cool, and this one succeeded.
"Oooh! Play 'You Don't Know How it Feels' by Tom Petty!" -- Ringo
People in line at the drive-thru take forfuckingever, too. Meanwhile I pull up, shout "Number 5, large, with a Sprite" into the speaker and get on with my life. There needs to be a rule: If you don't know what the fuck you want, PARK AND GO INSIDE. If you're ordering enough food for a goddamn football team, PARK AND GO INSIDE. If you're so precious that you need to modify every item in your order, PARK AND GO INSIDE. The drive-thru was meant to be fast, not a place to waste everyone else's time.
Cristofuh!
I dunno, but tickets are still available! https://www.ebay.com/itm/126292958938
"What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!"
FUN FACT: Elvis was supposed to play two shows at a new hockey arena in my hometown, but died on his toilet the night before.
A Bodega Cat branching out?
"In Soviet Russia, CAT pets YOU!!"
A majestic beast.
♫BACK UP IN YO' ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION...♫
MONKEY: Oh, hello, Jeffery. Thank God you're here, I'm starving. [Waits patiently...] [Waits patiently...] I, umm, I like your knife. [Waits patiently...] Ah, good. [Chomp-chomp] Yes, thank you, Jeffery. I'll see you at dinner. [Chomp-chomp-chomp] Who the hell are y-- oh, you're cleaning up the shavings, yes. Good work.
AWWWWWWWWWW, LOOKIT THAT FUCKIN' FACE
Crime Horse is foiled!
He can't even LOOK at gay people!
Had to scroll way too far to find this.
An all-time classic moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_SvX4PEbU