moomaid1

2534 pts ยท May 27, 2017


She shot milk at you from across the room?

5 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not unless you're French and call potatoes "ground apples "

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I looked it up after I asked and saw that they are in dragonballz. I thought initially that maybe it was supposed to be Grogu. Lol

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Chernobyl?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's Goku?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those heels are barely two inches. That's essentially flats

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. They would be going,"Yeah, man, I got it made. No lions and they feed me."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I totally want the grape outfit but I don't have the legs for it

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry for your loss.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Iron cross. Lol

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? What's up there?

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

One question: did the mechanism last or was it the first thing that tore up?

1 month ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Lol

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog hair-- don't leave home without it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Winter should look way more excited about this turn of events.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes you lucky bastard.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Opposite. I didn't even look at the kid.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It fits.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pussy galore.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don't have a Tesla but the motorcycle riders got so close to my car at the stoplight they caused my car to turn off because of 360 degree monitoring and the car thought i was backing up.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 thank you for this idea. I 100 percent want miss piggy to play me.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

See the reply above

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winter is so smart ๐Ÿ˜

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dick Bighead?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obviously something is wrong. Do you need CPR?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Punch it Chewie.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this makeup or a body stocking?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's still a lot of old men in my area named Shirley. Ditto for Beverly. Not sure who ruined that.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0