muppetomine

6496 pts ยท September 18, 2015


Are you familiar with Ken M's work? I'm kinda like him, only I love The Muppets. And boobs. But not combined.

If you look carefully, you'll see that not ALL roads, in fact, lead to Rome ...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at you! Rich with apostrophes; putting them where they aren't needed. Please use restraint. Some of us can't afford fancy punctuation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless your pet bird is a vulture, and your gf is torturing it "by not dying", then yes. Why the fuck are you wasting time on here first?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless he meant the Lego version. Then he only needed about $150.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) ...have the baby right there just to spite her. So she did. We had a boy. We named him Spitefulbitch Parkingspotbaby, after my father.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Me too! We have so much in common. I hope you don't think this is too forward of me, but I think I love you. We should move in together. <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I was worried about wasting my time, I wouldn't be writing immature snark on Imgur, my man!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Continual real-life experience proves you wrong, random internet person. But thanks for bringing the Fun Police to play!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(2/2) yo momma to my BITS AND PIECES!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As is your spelling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 make doody in their pants all day long.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Stop internetting when you're drunk, Daryl.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Please Leave Your best Wishes for Mr. Hydrant" ... he capitlization is strange, but I'll be using this quote tomorrow every chance I get.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The guy in the back right of Kelso's shot is looking straight into the camera and giggling cos he's gon' be on TV. And Beardface is pissed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are so many flaws in that reply, I don't even have the time to logic you out of existence. Except to say: If I'd watched it ONCE, no!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has a fake leg but kept her real foot. That's science for ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*lies ... unless it literally means that she laid an egg.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#34 *weird

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had a 'father boy'. Are they legal?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The line is NEVER used in the film and he DOESN'T die. So forget about it and enjoy the movie ... and you'll get a surprise when he dies.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I only upvoted your response of the seven posted, because it alone had the correct spelling AND punctuation for the entire sentence.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or, more accurately, to free a fish hook from its leg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs to be smaller.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be awesome if it were actually Nick Offerman speaking IN CHARACTER as Ron Swanson, but alas, I believe that won't be the case.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Soooooo ... they feed the sharks?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We WISH it were as arbitrary and uncorrupt as that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How have they not killed him? Especially if it's now known how many of their numbers he has 'gotten to leave' their ranks? I am concerned.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine he made her life easy or pleasant, tho, long-term. He's been the cover model for Powerful & Petty magazine 30 years running.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Could they have made a mistake rightly??

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only between the cheeks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0