orangejuliuscaesar

2429 pts ยท July 9, 2014


Your friendly neighborhood oven sniffer. Game show contestant, occasional DJ, and last of the red hot hoofers.

Spiderman, Spiderman: having coffee, that was his plan...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least they don't do them live. Such a strain on the animator's wrists.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Non-British folks and those whose countries don't recognize knighthoods can get honorary ones. Bill Gates, Colin Powell, Steven Spielberg...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Kudos.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hopefully the boys aren't too excited and show you Mr. Pink.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOOOOOOOOOSH! PEW PEW PEW! WHOAAAAAAAAA!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Imagine if they left one of the turn signals blinking as it heads into space, like some cosmic oldster who just got on the onramp.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are the very antithesis to the old saying "A stiff prick has no conscience."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Space X! IN COLOR!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think naturalist John Muir said it best: "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings."

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

And aroused.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hawkeye only looked at nudist magazines for the volleyball scores.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the tablet for? I think I see "radio" stations ... are you playing aircraft VHF frequencies to get some background chatter?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be an ecumenical matter!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The one question he will not ask (and they ask people not to ask him before he answers said questions) is how much money he makes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shelley Duvall looks like she just stepped out of a Jan van Eyck painting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allright allright allright...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Radar O'Reilly, that scamp!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A FECKIN' PAIR OF WOMEN'S KNICKERS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, that's Doctor Strange. He's talking about the book by Camus about the disaffected guy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And some Betty Hchwhite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddy once gifted me a bottle of Ballantine's Blended Scotch from 1940 ... when we broke it open to drink, it was like puppies and rainbows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people working there are already dead. In spirit, if not in body.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a "flashback" sequence in the last episode where he he says that, and this scene pops up.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The end! No moral!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0