phalanxausage

18029 pts ยท January 21, 2019


You need to look harder

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I had already quit smoking by the time myspace was a thing. Does that bring me around full circle to being too young?

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd be with you but this guy was clearly having some sort of psychotic break.

8 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I thought it was "sweet maxxing"

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand that's why I keep a very sharp hatchet by the door. On the inside.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's especially nice because he composed it to show off the incredible skill & musicianship of Joe Morello, the drummer. I love when people who play lead instruments highlight the badassery of their accompanists.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck off. Plenty of younger folks are MAGA, too.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

As much as I like to talk shit about eastern North Carolina producing barbecue as God intended, I love all barbecue. Well-made Texas style is fucking awesome. I haven't met a style I don't like when it's done well.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As everybody says, it's probably raw milk. Given her apparent degree of idiocy, I'm going to assume it's also part of that, ahem, "flex" of aggressive milk drinking that racists are fond of. Performative denial of lactose intolerance.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't care which route is taken as long as we get there

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree 100%. Just because you can perform and edit doesn't mean you should.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With a little unnecessary ageism, too

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

For real

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or even a rag on a stick

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dunno, he doesn't look older than me. Growing up in the '70s and '80s only one of my friends whose parents were together had a single income household, and that was because his little brother was significantly disabled and his mom quit her job to be a full-time caretaker.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was elected as a Democrat in 2019 and switched parties in 2020

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were you this much of a condescending prick to them?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuck off for replacing The Cramps with Boney M

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what kind of consulting does an 18-year-old do?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The administration kept it for themselves. Finders, keepers

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is very easy to find a copy of the US Constitution. Read it. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, if you even are a real human being.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why so many people go along with the absurd presumption that sports are more important than human rights.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No, not at all

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been screaming for it since the 20th century

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck old people. Logan's Run showed us how we should run society.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point. Reminds me why I will never be tough enough to be a photographer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Er, captured PHOTOS of a leopard...

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0