randomwalrus

123822 pts ยท January 17, 2014


Yeah, but the oil companies are not the ones spending the money, they are the ones getting the end stage profits.

18 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... she is 17... kinda a bit too old. Maybe the first three were.

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you gotta then go change the battery in the smoke detector.

1 hour ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And its got a knife.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But not modern fireball, you need to go back, and use the old magic. The magic that spreads. The magic that conflagrates.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Robots are incapable of empathy and compassion. Cops choose to be cruel and vindictive.

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people view pets as things, rather than family. They view the worth of their other things more important than the comfort of the animal

2 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

There's a (invisible) soft green glow of permeating radiation from the (faulty) reactor nearby, which could kinda be classified as a curtain

2 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure, he looks a bit like a scruffy nerf herder, but the dude in #1 looks better before the cut, than after. In my opinion, anyways.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's had his titles stripped, I believe. So, probably no longer has any claim. Not that I have anything that could be even remotely called a clue as to how that whole ignorant mess works.

12 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The one she married is kinda/sorta "exiled" (un)willingly(?) from the whole thing though.

16 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I am pretty sure that that is illegal. Should we call somebody?!

16 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

We do share a border, kinda, with at least two European nations.

16 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of NATO, of which we are already a member.

16 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not even his hands are small enough for that task.

20 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also did not want to convert her to one of his kind, and only did so when she was dying from the plague.

21 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Had some 50+ year old washer/dryer set, that my grandmother had. Brother broke them, and replaced them with new ones, that showed up broken.

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the drive is so long you gotta lay down and take a nap.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait... Sabin has a beard? I mean... facial hair...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Earnest taught you well, friend.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you ain't at the top, you're at the bottom.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True, but almost all of them would still work good today. As opposed to being dead/obsolete as soon as the warranty expires, if not sooner.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

I have a name!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes a grilled cheese is so good, you gotta sit on your bro's lap.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe the ashes of James Doohan are in space. So, at least, the first of the corpses we sent out there was one of the good ones.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably not. Turning on Trump is spreading across the deplorables. Likely the new official talking points. Russia might be done with him.

2 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Behold, Pagliacci, the war criminal!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won't be any wildfires, once all the trees are gone.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, cool door. Dude, I said you should have a sign. Pay attention!"

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Or maybe they meant Nancy Reagan? The Throat Goat.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0