The spice must flow
How did the cyber criminal get away? He ransomware!
Heard you like Bunday so I put a bun in a bun.
15 sentences that live in my head
“Hold my potion” Gardevoir, probably.
memes
When Axi's not getting wrecked at home (IYKYK), she's wrecking the stage.
New Year’s Eve eve dumpo
Next level doodling
Age of Empires 2 anime dump!
I thought I'd use my Tesco clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen, but I could only get 10% off.
Don’t piss off the gamer girl with thicc thighs.
Have you been subjected to cuckold furry vore recently? Feeling less than alright?? You may be entitled to kappansation!
My girlfriend said I’m getting fat, but in my defence, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
FF
I recently joined a dating group for pyromaniacs - I got a match straight away!
I'm addicted to placebo pills - I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference!!
Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down but it's your turn again...
d€gEn3R⛤Te$
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it’s even more stupid.
Caramel Apple & friend
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says he already did it and they all stand there clapping in the dark.
Me scrolling Imgur
Raturday
When she gives you that look, you are so screwed.
I downloaded this mod last night.
nice...
Yes, please, I would like all sandwiches!
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? A poul-tree.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.
You can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
Have you tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!
Fresh(ish) memez
I started a new job as a tailor last week. It's been sew - sew.
Michael Jackson's moved deconstructed
When you stand next to her, you will be thigh high.
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen.
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MY EMOTIONS!
If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? On the heir mattress!
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” ...don't know where that came from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I used to work for autocorrect but then they fried me for no raisin :(
Learning to Label your shit
When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
My new years resolution was to stop seeking the approval of strangers - hope it's okay with everybody?
On a visit to the zoo, I noticed one cage with nothing but a baguette inside. It was bread in captivity.
Something for everyone this Friday
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Lucy from Cyberpunk by me
And for our next Muscle Mommy.
One bird cannot make a pun. But toucan!