shadolance

6630 pts · May 9, 2013


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The spice must flow

Points 895
Comments 47
Views 26412

How did the cyber criminal get away? He ransomware!

Points 774
Comments 12
Views 16648

Heard you like Bunday so I put a bun in a bun.

Points 606
Comments 48
Views 19918

15 sentences that live in my head

Points 883
Comments 71
Views 31187

“Hold my potion” Gardevoir, probably.

Points 528
Comments 111
Views 27696

memes

Points 812
Comments 45
Views 34846

When Axi's not getting wrecked at home (IYKYK), she's wrecking the stage.

Points 384
Comments 41
Views 8069

New Year’s Eve eve dumpo

Points 1024
Comments 89
Views 40082

Next level doodling

Points 737
Comments 31
Views 22560

Age of Empires 2 anime dump!

Points 1081
Comments 53
Views 30831

I thought I'd use my Tesco clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen, but I could only get 10% off.

Points 647
Comments 17
Views 16794

Don’t piss off the gamer girl with thicc thighs.

Points 277
Comments 30
Views 8705

Have you been subjected to cuckold furry vore recently? Feeling less than alright?? You may be entitled to kappansation!

Points 359
Comments 39
Views 7309

My girlfriend said I’m getting fat, but in my defence, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.

Points 541
Comments 10
Views 16635

FF

Points 812
Comments 36
Views 24155

I recently joined a dating group for pyromaniacs - I got a match straight away!

Points 476
Comments 7
Views 12789

I'm addicted to placebo pills - I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference!!

Points 439
Comments 20
Views 7168

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down but it's your turn again...

Points 859
Comments 13
Views 28728

d€gEn3R⛤Te$

Points 1137
Comments 108
Views 41128

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it’s even more stupid.

Points 418
Comments 8
Views 12851

Caramel Apple & friend

Points 327
Comments 33
Views 8552

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says he already did it and they all stand there clapping in the dark.

Points 483
Comments 34
Views 11829

Me scrolling Imgur

Points 684
Comments 28
Views 27773

Points 1139
Comments 29
Views 25369

Raturday

Points 342
Comments 25
Views 18437

When she gives you that look, you are so screwed.

Points 386
Comments 21
Views 14240

I downloaded this mod last night.

Points 1369
Comments 108
Views 37457

nice...

Points 1208
Comments 107
Views 39550

Yes, please, I would like all sandwiches!

Points 1543
Comments 283
Views 50489

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? A poul-tree.

Points 443
Comments 18
Views 7663

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast.

Points 499
Comments 7
Views 20123

You can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Points 558
Comments 32
Views 22170

Have you tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!

Points 818
Comments 35
Views 23785

Fresh(ish) memez

Points 1282
Comments 76
Views 41596

I started a new job as a tailor last week. It's been sew - sew.

Points 497
Comments 9
Views 23651

Michael Jackson's moved deconstructed

Points 1688
Comments 93
Views 35058

When you stand next to her, you will be thigh high.

Points 427
Comments 41
Views 28938

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen.

Points 470
Comments 14
Views 18681

memes

Points 959
Comments 82
Views 36902

MY EMOTIONS!

Points 841
Comments 124
Views 32329

If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? On the heir mattress!

Points 399
Comments 15
Views 7954

My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” ...don't know where that came from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Points 458
Comments 13
Views 19517

I used to work for autocorrect but then they fried me for no raisin :(

Points 472
Comments 14
Views 20446

Learning to Label your shit

Points 823
Comments 89
Views 29104

When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

Points 587
Comments 12
Views 19283

My new years resolution was to stop seeking the approval of strangers - hope it's okay with everybody?

Points 700
Comments 26
Views 24898

On a visit to the zoo, I noticed one cage with nothing but a baguette inside. It was bread in captivity.

Points 493
Comments 26
Views 25734

Something for everyone this Friday

Points 341
Comments 16
Views 19030

D€gEneЯ⛤te$

Points 697
Comments 93
Views 11226

Lucy from Cyberpunk by me

Points 881
Comments 54
Views 28715

And for our next Muscle Mommy.

Points 325
Comments 40
Views 11002

One bird cannot make a pun. But toucan!

Points 668
Comments 21
Views 27434
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