289736 pts · August 16, 2018
fuck Trump. and fuck you if you still support him!
The USS Enterprise travels through a wormhole and ends up orbiting Earth. April 1st 2026. This is the look on their faces on April 2nd when they realized this timeline isn't an April Fools joke.
So a German Trump
I really wish someone would shut him the fuck up
Hey, it's worked for Israel and Russia. That's why we're in this mess
Wrong hole Cletus! Wrong hole!!! - pig probably
It's a joke.... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmN1cWV3OXozNjhkbzc4MDM3eHgxYXRjbjJodTFnOXR4c2l6MnFmdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/I2Gnv7O1UFLuFq3arI/200w.webp
#5 Proud Trumpers showing solidarity with their cult leader https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWttam9yN2M0b3Fiem5hb3o4b2N5aTBycXNiaDJobnJ1d3d3anBwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.webp
I could totally see Frump doing something like this.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHF3eDRvcDN0NG9qYnQyZm03MXptdW1zZTFxcXhibnAyczM4ZGE2cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FHRBnQFkpAeYg/200w.webp
"I'd still be in love with him even if he was broke" https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTB1OTk5b202anRzbHdrc2doMTh0MDl3NjhhNGZ0ODdyYmJlYXg4YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/200w.webp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjdjNzVmemQ4eDdqa2RuNG5nM2FpNmJyNzcyb2l6cHFtMDluejRxOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QBeV2vbpOQ4SQagDdP/200w.webp
Everything reminds me of her 😁
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnNoeWlpNm1kcXNkOXBpbWJvamo1cG5lNGZkazQ5cDVienByb3BmYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ln8duIQYziruM/200w.webp
Is he telling himself, "good job" after flipping them? Lmao
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHZsaGQxazc3bmE2eDZ1bTFzcmJ6bmd5bWxrZXdxZXJsMWdhaTQ0aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WSsMO4cVwRPhrmRc4v/200w.webp
Go go Gadget nut scratcher https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmQ3czM0MnZseTN2ZHp2c3Fjajl6dWdybXM2cXlwamMwYWNka215ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XyJWfy3tLgnmOqf4FO/200w.webp
If you're paying a fee, you're not responsible for cleaning and maintenance. Fast for a day, break that fast on a ton of Taco Bell and tear that bathroom up! 😁
Offerup app. Yard sale. Pawn shop. To name a few
https://imgur.com/N3eHHiq.mp4
And he wonders why he can't sleep. (Blue light)
Only if you can afford it!!! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWRiNmYwY3ZxeXF6bDBveTl5dXpraDJpM3cyeHBwcWdtdzE2M3ZjaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ej6zTshuvpjyjci431/200w.webp
None of the bacon shrunk? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG0wdG5lOWVpYmZwdTE3MnZpNzJ6bzNwenRicDl6MTRuMXptZDVzbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oSFkxmHoaOnxQRgUZl/200w.webp
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjFxNWxqOXZ5YmIza3NvOGVhNWpqcHI0emVhMWs4MGY2ZGt3OWx0YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bkeKstwOKUd1K/200w.webp
He who writes on the shithouse wallsRolls his shit into little ballsHe who reads these words of witEat those little balls of shit
Here I sit I stink a vaporSome dumb bastard stole the paper.My girl awaits I must not linger.Watch out ass here comes my finger.
The USS Enterprise travels through a wormhole and ends up orbiting Earth. April 1st 2026. This is the look on their faces on April 2nd when they realized this timeline isn't an April Fools joke.
So a German Trump
I really wish someone would shut him the fuck up
Hey, it's worked for Israel and Russia. That's why we're in this mess
Wrong hole Cletus! Wrong hole!!! - pig probably
It's a joke.... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmN1cWV3OXozNjhkbzc4MDM3eHgxYXRjbjJodTFnOXR4c2l6MnFmdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/I2Gnv7O1UFLuFq3arI/200w.webp
#5 Proud Trumpers showing solidarity with their cult leader https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWttam9yN2M0b3Fiem5hb3o4b2N5aTBycXNiaDJobnJ1d3d3anBwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.webp
I could totally see Frump doing something like this.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHF3eDRvcDN0NG9qYnQyZm03MXptdW1zZTFxcXhibnAyczM4ZGE2cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FHRBnQFkpAeYg/200w.webp
"I'd still be in love with him even if he was broke" https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTB1OTk5b202anRzbHdrc2doMTh0MDl3NjhhNGZ0ODdyYmJlYXg4YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/200w.webp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjdjNzVmemQ4eDdqa2RuNG5nM2FpNmJyNzcyb2l6cHFtMDluejRxOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QBeV2vbpOQ4SQagDdP/200w.webp
Everything reminds me of her 😁
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnNoeWlpNm1kcXNkOXBpbWJvamo1cG5lNGZkazQ5cDVienByb3BmYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ln8duIQYziruM/200w.webp
Is he telling himself, "good job" after flipping them? Lmao
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHZsaGQxazc3bmE2eDZ1bTFzcmJ6bmd5bWxrZXdxZXJsMWdhaTQ0aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WSsMO4cVwRPhrmRc4v/200w.webp
Go go Gadget nut scratcher https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmQ3czM0MnZseTN2ZHp2c3Fjajl6dWdybXM2cXlwamMwYWNka215ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XyJWfy3tLgnmOqf4FO/200w.webp
If you're paying a fee, you're not responsible for cleaning and maintenance. Fast for a day, break that fast on a ton of Taco Bell and tear that bathroom up! 😁
Offerup app. Yard sale. Pawn shop. To name a few
https://imgur.com/N3eHHiq.mp4
And he wonders why he can't sleep. (Blue light)
Only if you can afford it!!! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWRiNmYwY3ZxeXF6bDBveTl5dXpraDJpM3cyeHBwcWdtdzE2M3ZjaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ej6zTshuvpjyjci431/200w.webp
None of the bacon shrunk? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NG0wdG5lOWVpYmZwdTE3MnZpNzJ6bzNwenRicDl6MTRuMXptZDVzbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oSFkxmHoaOnxQRgUZl/200w.webp
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjFxNWxqOXZ5YmIza3NvOGVhNWpqcHI0emVhMWs4MGY2ZGt3OWx0YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bkeKstwOKUd1K/200w.webp
He who writes on the shithouse walls
Rolls his shit into little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
Here I sit I stink a vapor
Some dumb bastard stole the paper.
My girl awaits I must not linger.
Watch out ass here comes my finger.