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10357 pts ยท March 4, 2011


4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? I thought I entered the twilight zone when I went in the bathroom

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yarp, and recently I've had to start doing three because my second dog wants to chase fetch one and never bring it back.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old gf said golf and auto racing weren't sports cause they're not physical enough, in her defense it was high school and we were all dumb

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he big mad

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fellas, is it gay to hold your baby?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean when my methed up cousin tells me his conspiracy theories I guess he's a 'source'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of characters would raccoons be in Redwall?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhhhhhhhhhhh.......................no

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As of a couple days ago, negotiators on both sides said there's no point in more discussions and are waiting to see if the other side blinks

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True, in my parents opinion it's good thing; if the 'evil atheistic socialist Europeans' disagree then we must be doing something right

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's embarrassing but there's a reason America First worked with his base...they don't give a shit about external views or opinions

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@BenderRodriguezJrJr "Actually Progresses" that's the magic words right there

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it wasn't 'problematic' they pulled episodes that could have caused copyright issues...like ones where they parodied Tyler Perry

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wholesome as fuck

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@BenderRodriguezJrJr

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My heart is so erect right now

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure manslaughter is bad but that hair is the real crime here

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm gonna go with: a crossbow allows shit covered peasants to kill nobles and we can't let that gain momentum

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah no kidding! It's just a cultural loyalty test. It's not about proving your faith to God it's about proving it to your peers

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one I've met said the bones were placed by Satan to test her faith

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought that was an exaggeration but then an acquaintance told my wife that exact thing...placed by Satan to test tRuE ChRisTiAnS

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At first I thought "why'd they move away now I can't see anything" then it became "Oh.... ok good idea folks"

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe they mean spoil with love, compassion, and support?...but I'm with you too many use "spoil me" to mean "buy me lots of shit"

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised they can just pull it out like that without hurting the snake's insides

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Snape's comment about Hermione's teeth is what, to me, cements Snape as a childish, petty, worthless excuse of a teacher

5 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Funny how Leonidas wouldn't accept ephialtes cause he couldn't stand in the shield wall but then half the movie is individual killing sprees

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2