My cat has more swag than I’ll ever have
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2
593
Americans will use anything but the metric system
13
4
383
In Florida, even our landscaped animals use meth
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3
2805
Thanks for the gift, I'm totally gonna use it
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21
681
Me: hasn’t it been like 5 minutes since we looked at our lemon tree? Lemon thief:
10
0
400
Penguins can't fly!
8
3
275
Everything reminds me of her
6
5
275
We’ve been having a lot of bear sightings in the neighborhood, but I wasn’t convinced until I saw this on my evening walk.
9
1
194
Seems legit
6
3
33
Live footage of Matt Gaetz applying to become a gym teacher after finding out Florida gym teachers can now inspect student genitalia
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97309
Reporter describes situation in the United States (May 2020)
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645
Everyone seems to hate land Lorde, but what about the other options?
-4
1
151
Mitch McConnell watching the dog episode of Futurama.
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15
634
Our older dog, Loki, passed away last Sunday. Today we were watching a video of Loki playing at the beach and our young boy stopped what he was doing to watch and cry.
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87540
MFW on low-carb diet
18
6
135
Safety first
9
4
360
I have a dream
18
9
9
MRW when the best song ever is playing and someone asks me what it is
26
10
750
New England Journal of Medicine (2020)
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5
1034
Get a white dog they said, it’ll be fun they said
50
11
2065
Needed sewing supplies, didn't know how to react
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20
131
Dropping right meow
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2
1499
Scarlett Ibis at the Omaha Zoo
8
1
386
MRW my mom shoves the phone in my face
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6
71
Omaha Trump rally survivors celebrate with handmade brunch (2020)
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107737
CORGI ORGY
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1
3711
This Corona business really putting a wrap on the porn industry
5
1
249
Truly a magical occasion
19
6
542
My girlfriend got me a painting of my cat
16
6
1472
Best band merch ever
7
2
70
When someone sits on my mixtape
22
12
290
MRW someone calls me a Jewish stereotype
10
2
756
Just hold on, we're almost home
24
6
70
Bacon covered turkey
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7
349
So eat it up
10
3
29
It's been cold out, so remember...
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123
Might as well jump on the bandwagon, go hawks!
8
4
109
What sorcery is this?
15
0
79
They see me rollin'...
8
4
17
The internet has ruined me
18
2
24
It'll melt in her mouth
16
10
131
Slowly becoming the crazy cat lady - Here’s my second cat, Quest, with Santa
10
4
148
Found it at the bazaar, I'd play it
13
5
44
It happened once, they wrote a book about it.
6
3
53
Complete heterochromia
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3
157
Clover the three-legged cat
8
0
79
As a matter of fact...
7
4
142
Iron Boy and a pony
20
6
135
Ordered a girly drink and asked for it to come in a pint glass without fruit. This was the receipt.
7
4
77
"Grumpy, we have to cook." "No."
22
0
76
On a scale of one to douche...
12
14
60
WWII Marine feeding kitten
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6
2033
Cuddling otters
10
6
94