stupidsequel

16403 pts · March 4, 2012


I love potatoes!

Some Hasidic groups aren’t great, but that’s, and I hate to write this, not all Orthodox Jews.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Angry vodka noises

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s just the best parts about having kids, in our experience.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife and I are in our late 30s, 5 fur kids, but no human children. We do however host foreign exchange students, and it’s great.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All the things learned during an MBA, like how upping minimum wage & diversity is good, and theory-x management is bad, make bosses look bad

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

You’re a fraud, that cowboy hat came right off!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My exchange daughter is Finnish - When I want to anger her a bit I’ll call her Scandinavian, or to really make her mad, Swedish.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish. It’s Cocoa Beach over in Florida.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oviedo here. All the old people and New Yorkers don't give a fuck. They were even out shopping yesterday after diagnosing positive.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Tim Curry.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roll tide!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All my pitty wants to do is love. And eat. And fart. And sleep.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Por que no los dos?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah man, it's all relative.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incest is a touchy subject.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was welding in Iraq and because of a bomb scare move a piece of slag managed to burn through my uniform. It's ok, now I have roasted nuts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has had two recent visits there, I hope you are getting better. Merry Christmas!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Chilean, I can assure you there are.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

According to 90% of the vids on Pornhub it is.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Her apartment was covered in bird shit, and she thought that was normal.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Brandy old fashioneds.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I simply must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That or fucking Chick tracts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas, boot.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

You were an Ensign with two warfare devices? Fuck, ma'am.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mile high club, solo aviator.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1