termitebe0

2328 pts · May 13, 2017


At least that worked, that pad keeps locking up on me

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ouch my knee, back and neck. Now where did I leave my medication?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this from a movie?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cloaks, not capes...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you be drinking Sandeman port out of that?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, leave some for the rest of us...

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How dare you imply there exist a part that's not a good boy or girl! 😎

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mainly the lackluster 110v would take ages in an electric kettle.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fawn it, too late.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before the Disney empire...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To tip them, perhaps?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do love their Nutella though...

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Once, on the horn, with your face, probably.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That or the light has yet to reach us...

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The moties have not launched yet...

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mainly because they are apes...

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Vive la révolution, camarade...

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The security force of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is Sean Connery

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, now I do.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do, young whippersnapper.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or worse, clutch their pearl necklaces...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a young Eric Van Looy?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Cat stays. 😻

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Penises and anuses at least do have use.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can you explain to my friend?

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That is unfair to Hitler. Just so you know, at least Hitler did something right, he killed Hitler.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hans...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0