themuttonisniceandlean

208917 pts ยท December 20, 2011


Went from, my friend lives across the street, to my friend lives down the road.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thought.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I refuse to believe there are fire ants in heaven.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is just one moon and one golden sun, and a smile means friendship to everyone...sing with me!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A friend gave my son one of those aircraft carriers after his kids were done with it. It wasn't as big as the advertisement, though.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother had this one, or something really similar.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away....

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alberta the one that's screwing up the health care system within their province.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Barbara! There you are!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've read all of her books. We spent a month on PEI a few years ago and I loved it. I remember being bullied for my clothes and red hair, and I had retreated into a fantasy world. Anne and I were bosom buddies growing up.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat has put every one of those samoyeds in its place when they were puppies, and they know not to mess with Captain Murder Mittens.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a huge difference between American "Christianity" and real Christianity.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend's husband just died in a motorcycle accident this month. Then again, he hit her and was also a verbally abusive a$$, so I'm not terribly broken up about it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In poor taste, but still funny.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ironic that a teacher would say that, considering teacher salaries.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't there a law that says if Cubans reach US land, they're allowed to stay?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Elmo only had two lines." Elmo, ashamed, shrinks into his box.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Immigrants, and "indentured servants."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 50% increased blood volume, and the placenta.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So the king bed that my cat owns and lets us use nightly is too much?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. Dead coral provides substrate for new coral. It should never be removed from the ocean.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

It's bad to take coral from the ocean. Even when dead, the decomposition refertilizes the area and provides substrate for additional coral to adhere.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My friend's son works at Tesla very high up in the company. He has nothing good to say about Musk.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you mean, "The Abyss."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If a product is that cheap, ask yourself how much of it could possibly be going back to the laborer who made it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's plop + floof. It's a ploof.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daughter was in ballet and was 16 1/2 before she started. A lot of it is low body fat from intense althletics.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had one that was against the hill that was super long. No ladder, you just walked up the steep hill.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't threading the LED light chain affect the sound because it shortens the wavelength on every string?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0