timebitch

4671 pts ยท December 17, 2015


I love cheese. Sometimes I drink wine. I'm crazy about cats but could never have one. I finally have long hair and I'm afraid something will happen again to make me cut it short. I love spontaneous jokes, and puns are my life. Recently got into IT, now I can finally be a traditional nerd! Love meeting up with friends around the world. Coffee enthusiast! What are these bios about anyways?

What to do with all the mugs you get when you buy 3 packs of instant coffee etc (and you don't even drink coffee)

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Rookie mistake

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When two punny idiots find love

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Crisis averted

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Holy shit!

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Giraffe king hailing from Tokyo

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International friends gather around a student haiku

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Suddenly gangsta

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A quickie about being in mid-20s

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Females taking over the bathrooms

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Robot bar in Iceland

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Is this love?

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This devil girl on a japanese site selling cacao nibs

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Japanese underwear

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Moon Moon has a food truck

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When you and google connect on a deeper level

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oH wOuLd YoU LikE a sAnDwiCH

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Meet Perun, the Slavic god of thunder

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Ssneaky ssnek

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When I accidentally pour scalding hot water over my fingers while making my morning drip coffee

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All nut lotion - for when your girl likes facials

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Aware of lasaga

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The spa we're going to has a service called "vaginal swab"

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Venting my frustrations

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When even the webpage isn't sure what it is you want

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Norwegian can do the thing too!

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Unexpected poetry, from a notebook

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Almond milk taste test OR how QA is slowly leaking into my life

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Guy I don't know and I exchange confused glances as another guy makes a scene laughing at his phone and speaking unusually loudly

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Delicious wasabi squid from Japan, anyone?

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Sudden realization kitty

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