timebitch

4671 pts ยท December 17, 2015


I love cheese. Sometimes I drink wine. I'm crazy about cats but could never have one. I finally have long hair and I'm afraid something will happen again to make me cut it short. I love spontaneous jokes, and puns are my life. Recently got into IT, now I can finally be a traditional nerd! Love meeting up with friends around the world. Coffee enthusiast! What are these bios about anyways?

Is this post like... DAY OLD BREAD?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That juicy flat white ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey maybe it's a tactic to get all the racist people to get vaccinated? Like: "Yeah, damn those unvaxxed AAs! I'll show them!"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, you're thinking of touple

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Certainly not the best, but the quickest!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see you've been inspired by Bo's latest special :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bogos binted?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe this will seem random,but do you care about other peoples' needs too much?More than your own?Are you afraid of negative opinions of u?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But your mic doesn't

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's a funny thing too, because you're a woman? I was kinda waiting for that badum tssa

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But still they somehow manage to all get sick in Japan during flu season. Everyone wears a mask because everyone is sick. Dunno why!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 18

I, for one, would love to see cheese ads violently advocating for their brand of cheese and against others. Emphasis on "violently".

4 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

#2 you guys get toilet paper? :(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really depends what community you are in. South European granddads may give their grandchildren (esp. boys) a sip of beer as a small reward.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acme (like in Looney Tunes)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe kink shaming is their kink?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe your sexy time friend would like to help you shave that area?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of assume that guys who are into guys automatically like butts. Am I wrong??

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm just saying, guys need to embrace the thong as part of sexy lingerie. Most women appreciate a good butt. Turn the other cheek, lawd

5 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#7 You can't just not wear a bra! Back pain,running & jumping would be impossible,have I mentioned back pain? Need ? my ? torture machine!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think they were actually defying the comment within the post by doing what they said couldn't be done!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Omg you just "told it verbally" are you a wizard

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Oh man, there has to be a better way to do this. Don't we have the technology??

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Give or take?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Take it from milk" and you'll go a long way, kid

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How late is that sound

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, the first guy says he drinks so much milk because it gives him power of concentration, and the second kid imagines what that's like

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

MOVE bitch

5 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1