I love cheese. Sometimes I drink wine. I'm crazy about cats but could never have one. I finally have long hair and I'm afraid something will happen again to make me cut it short. I love spontaneous jokes, and puns are my life. Recently got into IT, now I can finally be a traditional nerd! Love meeting up with friends around the world. Coffee enthusiast! What are these bios about anyways?
Is this post like... DAY OLD BREAD?
That juicy flat white ?
Hey maybe it's a tactic to get all the racist people to get vaccinated? Like: "Yeah, damn those unvaxxed AAs! I'll show them!"
No, you're thinking of touple
Certainly not the best, but the quickest!
I see you've been inspired by Bo's latest special :)
Bogos binted?
Maybe this will seem random,but do you care about other peoples' needs too much?More than your own?Are you afraid of negative opinions of u?
But your mic doesn't
And it's a funny thing too, because you're a woman? I was kinda waiting for that badum tssa
But still they somehow manage to all get sick in Japan during flu season. Everyone wears a mask because everyone is sick. Dunno why!
I, for one, would love to see cheese ads violently advocating for their brand of cheese and against others. Emphasis on "violently".
#2 you guys get toilet paper? :(
Really depends what community you are in. South European granddads may give their grandchildren (esp. boys) a sip of beer as a small reward.
Acme (like in Looney Tunes)
Indeed
Maybe kink shaming is their kink?
Maybe your sexy time friend would like to help you shave that area?
I kind of assume that guys who are into guys automatically like butts. Am I wrong??
I'm just saying, guys need to embrace the thong as part of sexy lingerie. Most women appreciate a good butt. Turn the other cheek, lawd
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
#7 You can't just not wear a bra! Back pain,running & jumping would be impossible,have I mentioned back pain? Need ? my ? torture machine!
I'd like to think they were actually defying the comment within the post by doing what they said couldn't be done!
Omg you just "told it verbally" are you a wizard
Oh man, there has to be a better way to do this. Don't we have the technology??
Give or take?
"Take it from milk" and you'll go a long way, kid
How late is that sound
Nah, the first guy says he drinks so much milk because it gives him power of concentration, and the second kid imagines what that's like
MOVE bitch