unfortunatelynotdeadyet

137298 pts · October 27, 2017


It all went to shit for him when his grandmother killed his mother in a tunnel in France. That shit ages you.

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Beer is included in this ancient grain diet as well.
Just saying.

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Yep I’m an amateur, silly me would just grab it back legs and pull it through.

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Clearly it’s head and shoulders fit through, but its hips are too large, pull it back through the way it entered.

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Give a friend a hand, or mouth, you do you.

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Ben, if you can’t afford the gender affirming treatment you desperately want, just buy some cheap eyebrows and stick them on your face, I’m sure nobody will notice.

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Who gives a shit what some goat herders from 2000 years ago, who almost certainly never met Jesus, have to say about anything.

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Don’t forget to bring a towel

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Poor fella is gonna have to ask open AI for therapy.

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Michael Wolfe is about to drop a bomb about her and Epstein, she’s trying to get ahead of it. She has failed miserably.

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No chicken, just chug each bottle.

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Michael Wolfe is apparently about to drop a bomb about Melania and Epstein, so she decided to get in front of it.
Well done Mel, we are all really convinced.

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How do you lose a body part? If it bites off your hand, it pops out the back. It’s not lost, just unattached.

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I assume you’re measuring the temperature in centigrade

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Except lil Pete would not be sucking his thumb, he would be sucking trumps little thimble.

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This makes me happy. But they need to follow it up by prosecuting anyone who puts anything back in these now clean waterways

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#8 I thought he was from Kansas, not Florida.

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Fuck you and your fancy new eyebrows

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The walls contained it surprisingly well

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Melania “I’m not a victim, I’m just a whore.”

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Melania should avoid French tunnels for a while. Trump did not approve that speech yesterday. It has brought attention back to the files he started WWIII to avoid. And I’m sure Pedo Andy mountpedo can offer advice on how to remove a problem in a French tunnels

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#2 I love that she claims the rumors are hurting her reputation. You willingly married the literal worst person currently alive. How much worse could your reputation get. At least if you claimed you were a victim , people might empathize, but you’re claiming you did all this by choice. That makes you one of the worst people alive.

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The biggest smear you can use against her is, she married trump.

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Don’t blame me. I’m doing my part.

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Why is Hughie moving to Australia? Trying to escape homelander.

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You used the word logic in least logical post ever. Putting rescue workers at risk is not the solution. Got an issue, set fire to the CEO. Nobody would care, they aren’t considered people. But the risk to human life and the damage to the environment was not a good way to protest.

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And unfortunately on this occasion, believe the children.

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I don’t believe I’m real.

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But…according to Trump, it’s not an aggressive war. It’s a mere excursion, where we massacred over a hundred children in friendly rocket strikes.

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It’s a roundabout, you can drive for eternity and never leave Germany. You’re gonna be a bit dizzy though.

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