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Oct 9, 2024 6:06 PM
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MutteringMisanthrope
TBRichard
Proof that no amount of money can really stop you from being a douche.
machmach
tgsjktvjxp5
But it can buy hair implants.....
bexxMaker
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
https://media.tenor.com/j4GU6AEctrgAAAAC/star-wars-kylo-ren.gif
tombeithemist
Could swear I've seen the original meme, dude looked diff. So: would this be AI, or photoshop? Still not sure of the practical distinction, someone educate me please..
unclefishbits
If anyone hasn't figured it out, he is team Trump because he is committed some heinous crimes and is probably on the DOJ Russia watchlist, and it's probably worse than that.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
None of this will hurt him in way that matters.
HitandRyan
Alternate caption: When you haven’t posted any MAGA or Russian propaganda in 5 minutes.
WhiskyBravo
Karma has been on an extended leave of absence ....
skyfishgur
elon-gate the vein
papromic
Sadly, I don't think he gives a ratsarse about his daughter's love. I can see this bloke dying surrounding by sycophants and yes men, but no one who actually cares.
firlefranz
rukeman
But at least he's proud of it.
STONES1975
looks like his head is going to blow up, ..... GOOD!!
Iblamemyparentstoo
GettingPaidToPoop
Remember when all those people said Twitter would fail as soon as Musk took over but then it didn't? I wonder if those people are bitter at all?
AnimusRex
It lost half it's market value, you fucking nonce. The only reason it won't fail now is government assistance
AnimusRex
Correction, fidelity estimates it's lost 80% of its value
PeeterGrant
He hated that his daughter transitioned, but remember folks: hair plugs, chin surgery and testosterone supplements are also gender affirming care.
firlefranz
Drix1942
Hypocrites choose to not hear any of it.
maddeninglemon
It's shitty but not really hypocrisy. Supporting the 'right' sort of gender affirming care has a certain twisted sense of logic if you happen to believe in a strict gender binary. That same logic is why history is full of doctors/parents mutilating intersex babies while genuinely convinced that they were doing the right thing.
HandoB4Javert
astrospanner
Tucker. Tucker. Wear some socks!
DownloadOnIphone
I’m always so curious how much of what they say they actually believe.
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
sleeperkid
I’m a smut producer (24 years of fun thus far) who’s been marketing through Twitter since it started. I.e. before anyone knew who the fuck Elon Musk was. I ain’t going anywhere, and I’m sure as fuck keeping an eye on and reporting on Nazis while I’m here.
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
I've never been to Twitter, but there is lots of p0rn on Mastodon. Maybe not as many people in total, but maybe a better class of people. Lots of opportunity for Niche marketing too, plus you don't want that dirty Nazi money anyway. The way it works, the Nazis are walled off in their own little corner where nobody has to see them.
LordSmokedMeatsAndFishes
Porn, mostly. Aside from that, watching the site burn to the ground is kind of fun. Incidentally do you think that if enough people claimed Elon were 'culturally jewish' or whatever the people that call themselves 'noticers' refer to people as, it would cause his fanbase to tear itself apart?
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
Yes that would work, but it would be difficult and time consuming. If you have the time and the motivation, message me and I'll help you form a plan of how to start going about that. I've thought about something similar, and I have some ideas.
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
They have porn on Twitter? I did not know that.
fformulaa
I hope he goes broke and goes out of popularity in mainstream media, simply disolves into obscurity while he's freebasing his ketamine
justfiguredoutimc4azyanddumbb
I want to smash malt booze out of a paper bag with him under a bridge for a busy intersection
CitizenPrime
He has too much money and too many people make money off him, so they'll do anything to keep this cash cow going
laserfork
They way he's going it feels like he's either going to OD or he ends up being caught funding white nationalist terror groups and he gets raided and arrested by the feds. Either way, one would hope the Harris-Walz administration will distance the US government from the businesses of someone with such nakedly hostile politics.
lovehandlesmessiah
We can’t even imprison a man who gave or sold top secret files to who knows how many foreign agents. Musk will never spend a second behind bars unless he steals from Bezos or other billionaires. No honor among thieves.
ubermonkey21
I hope you guys in the US break his companies apart i.e., Standard Oil, as an example of to the rest of your corporate sociopaths to not to fuck everyone over in their pursuit of even more wealth they could never spend their lifetime.
awkungen42
I'd prefer jail time seeing as he's probably pedophile like Trump.
Rips4w
He's the kind of potentially harmful that is best solved by not existing anymore. I'll leave it at that.
WhatTheFrog
People keep saying he's a dumb fuck because he bought Twitter for $41bn and it's only worth 15bn now, but that's pocket change for him. He's worth $259bn today, and he didn't buy Twitter to turn a profit, he bought a platform so he could spread his nauseating beliefs. That's what billionaires do all over the world: news outlets are not money makers, they just want platforms to push their far right ultra capitalist agenda.
Enoan
I mean a sixth of your worth is not pocket change, it's closer to your boss impulse buying a boat.
pip1
I kinda feel like he's still a dumb fuck, even if all of what you said is true
UltraHellboy
It’s down to 9 billion.
Sheari
Ketamine? You mean that sedative they give cats?
fformulaa
The one they give horses. You're thinking Catamine! Lol, i stole this meme from elbowsdeepinhorses
Sheari
I purposefully refer to it as the one they give cats because it takes away the "masculinity" of it being "horse tranquilizer". Not that people who recreationally use drugs really care either way wtf its called or how it ruins people's lives.
https://www.bap.org.uk/pdfs/Veterinary_use_of_ketamine_KC.pdf
Harryteeters
Whoa whoa whoa let's not let Elon sully the good name of ketamine
Cargobiker530
Way too late for that one.
trekkiedane
No 'politics'-tag needed; this isn't about politics.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Knowing his antics, he's probably doing it to get back at his trans kid.
MarkOfTheCovenant
The post isn't but I'm pretty sure his acquisition of Twitter was. Imo it was only purchased by him to become a propaganda tool and he doesn't care that it lost any of his imaginary money.
sleeperkid
I ain’t taking chances.
trekkiedane
Oh, right, get it!
Einstein9073
( Obama is shaking hands with obama, while a third Obama holding a medal is waved off)
sleeperkid
Lassannn
nate55
Jesus that’s dark. Dark maga…
Ihaveatinypeepeeohwell
memedrift2410
I'm a believer in the idea that everything can be a subject for humor, because there will always be someone offended... That said, as an adult watchng live as those poor people made the choice to die in a fire or jump to their deaths... You'll forgive me if I never laugh at these, though I support your right to make them.
WorkSnakes
Same. Hits different when you've lived through a tragedy. There are adults now who were born well after that day and have no ties
Higure
This image has grown on me over the past couple of days.
MantisTobagganMD
What is it?
Toqom
It's the twin towers when people were jumping from it on 9-11 with the recent rally Leon attended to support Trump, he jumped up like that, like the toddler man child he has always been. He's wearing a black on black MAGA hat in the picture.
MantisTobagganMD
I thought that looked like the towers. Thanks for the context.
JCBalance
It's the photo of the guy diving, face down parallel with the lines of the tower, with Musk photoshopped over him. It was a very famous photo from that day.