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9092 pts ยท March 13, 2025


Show it to her a second time, then ask if she's seen it once.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bibi isn't white. Just ask a white supremacist.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SPACE VIRUS!

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They did mix up a bible story, as it is supposed to be the staff of moses after the incident where it was turned into a snake, while they were in the wilderness. In this case, the israelites were beset by venomous snakes. A copper snake was added to moses' staff, and anyone who was bitten would touch it and be cured. Yes, it was the power of god working through the staff. Incidentally, god also sent the plague of snakes. Nonetheless, that's the bible story they were going for.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the staff of hermes, god of doorsashers and amazon drivers.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not my grandpappy. He was all, like, "fuck'em. I'm paying for their gas, anyway."

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did you not hear? The first "lady" just made a surprise announcement that she had nothing to do with epstein's goings on. Bear in mind, nobody asked her about this. But she made the announcement, anyway. Epstein is the distraction.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was attending one of the worst school districts in the state (poor community) when my dad got a much better job. By fall, we were renting a house in one of the best school districts in the state(wealthy community just three miles away), and anyone who tells you money doesn't make a difference in school outcomes is either a bald-faced liar or the product of one of the broke school districts.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was interested in goat attacks, so i'm already disappointed.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the rudest possible ways to serve finger food.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The image of the hand holding one is fake. The ones on the slate may be real and just need to stay stacked like that for the photo. I'd definitely recommend toothpicks if trying this irl.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen it attribute to other stores, usually hobby lobby, so probably not.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13: Cat: Imma beat you up, cat.
Dog: Me dog. Go bork.
Cat: Oh, my bad, bro.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't seem very believable. He wrote books, made numerous tv appearances, trained hollywood's elite in pretend fighting, and we can't get a better source than this? Just post real bruce lee quotes for inspiration.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

R2DD?

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12: Thomas bowdler was a guy the turn of the 19th century who published versions of shakespeare with the naughty language removed, birthing the term "bowdlerize" for that type of censorship. These books are still available. There is constant debate on whether this should continue, with arguments now being around removing racist/sexist passages from older books. I once read a version of "oliver twist" in school with the antisemitism removed. Boy, was i surprised when i finally read the original.

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Without the bit where he jumps out the window of his office, slides down the duct, flies through the air, and then smashes through the window on the passenger side door to land in the driver's seat, it's just not as good. Still pretty good, though.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just throw away your phone.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, could be a part time job to stay busy in retirement. Many retirees are surprised at how much free time they end up with. A behavioral psychologist probably spends a lot of their home time going over case notes or researching stuff. Then they retire, and there's nothing on tv.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Opening the strait is the reason we're having this war in the first place! No, wait, it was killing the ayatollah. No, wait, it was protecting the civilians. No, wait, it was preventing them from getting nukes. No, wait, it was....uh...closing the strait?

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a fact that pisses me off, as well. Democrats just won't elect a woman. Seriously, they would rather have trump than a woman. It happened twice.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It doesn't say to mix it with milk.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gene roddenberry: Oh, it'll have politics all over the place! After all, we're trying to get laid, here.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In order to bake a pizza pie from scratch, the first thing you must do is create the universe.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well put. Their prices are ridiculous, especially for otc generics.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can couch it in whatever euphemisms you like. You're still the one who demanded human beings be tortured. You know, A WAR CRIME. You're not a pacifist, you're a coward.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You want people tortured. You're a monster.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotcha.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched the "nobody suspects the butterfly" episode of "the simpsons" with my kid. Had to inform him that, because of the popularity of the show in general and that episode in particular, nowadays everybody suspects the butterfly.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are? Who?

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