Often I find myself mauled due to kitten malfunction, and unsolicited rubs of the belly. Occasionally I enjoy a good chuckle at my own expense, and rarely do I count higher than 72 (it's not that I can't, I can totally count really high, I simply find the numbers between 73 and 81 to be off putting and generally uneventful). I am self employed. I write, produce and perform things of the musical sort. I am a strong supporter of my facial hair, I think it has what this country needs and I have no doubt that it will go places in the future. I really don't care who you are or what you look like, so long as you have a decent noggin filled with delightful tales and anecdotes for me to enjoy. My previous careers consist of: Ship Captain of a wayward bouncy castle, which allowed me enough experience for my next job as the Captain of the dreaded pirate firm of Crimson Permanent Insurance. I spent neigh over a year soliciting bribes from a cornucopia of rodents and tree dwelling creatures, which I re-routed into a slush fund for lobbying higher taxes on less environmentally minded mammals. I am proud to say that I spent 3 years working with learning disabled bits of metal and have helped many reach oxidation (as a result I have had many Tetanus shots, however the amount is in a range of number that I would just as soon not count to), and most recently I was the curator of a splendid collection of out of date oddly colored button up shirts from the mid 90's. Clark Griswold is my hero, I have an affinity for armchairs, I drink a Tim Hortons double-double every morning and my nick name in high school was the first verse of The Monster Mash. Ok, That should be sufficient.
The forbidden squeezer
He flat out cry laughs at one point in this sketch
This is so wonderfully 90’s in all of my favorite ways. Thank you for sharing
Does this help the lunar wain shaft prevent side-fumbling?
Yes please
Lunchtime doubly so
While I doubt you’ve ever truthfully been “in trouble” for riding (in) a motor carriage, I wholeheartedly believe you’ve been reprimanded, at least once, for arguing a point of semantics without paying heed to regionally specific vernacular. Unless of course you are a mechanophile, in which case, I apologize for my assumptions
I updooted you both. Füken Dāt Arschlôken wöt doņvotěd Û!!!!
I too choose this woman’s husband. And this commenters pun
I’m the queen of France!
Big Gretch has done magnificent work for the people of Michigan during her tenure as Governor. She has expired her term limits and cannot run again. I don’t know that I agree with this particular decision, but I don’t think it should detract from the progress she has made for my state during her time in office.
A young Chris Thile
@op as someone who got to wake up to this stupid cuddle puddle of kittens for 2 months before they found homes… I vehemently agree with you… /gallery/story-of-sandwich-who-is-asshole-RG41L#3XIeBaz
Hey that’s the lead singer of The Yellow River Boys!
This is good things. Thank you @op and op’s new best friend
Still do
Looking forward to hearing more music from you @op! I appreciate your vulnerability
Pigma microns are such fantastic tools. Thanks for sharing @op
I am Steve… Steve the shrubber… might I be of service to this comment chain?
Mr Rogers automatically corrects to “Mr Rodger’s” on most predictive software. Also, Mr Rodgers would like to talk to you about how you interact with people online… it isn’t very neighborly..
This is fantastic
@op always knows where her towel is
Don’t loop pussies into his ilk. Pussies are immeasurably stronger than even his desire to have a drink before every briefing and press junket.
Paul Rudd has entered the chat
Right at about 23 seconds, you can witness one of these ill-tempered sea bass with toothpaste for brains attempt just that. They can puncture the skin, but they aren’t large enough to create that type of torque in the water yet. It’s adorable but I’m sure it stings a bit too.
Honestly, just like a shoulder to cry on…..
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I did knot, but I often lumber against the grain
Google searches are not AI, it is a search engine that uses a database of archived data and links to the “most”related archival information (often the links that pay them the most to “accelerate” their priority to related key words) utilizing an algorithm of your previously collected data.
Chat gpt, however, is AI, and it pulls from the same database, just based on the prompt you give it.
Search engines might have AI functions, but they are not AI
@op tell your crew well done! And tell the dude with the impact driver that I’m glad he is on team Makita