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10325 pts ยท August 22, 2019


Pfff - I can do a pullup way faster than that.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice, I almost expected the lions to flick on their lighters.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Office parties.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks great!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I want to see where they slice up that pineapple and put it on her pizza!

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Hugh's there?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My situation goes 'round and 'round

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's understandable. They're currently orbiting Proxima Centauri b. I'm not familiar with the geographical names there either.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looked more like repeat to me.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Gandalf needs a new staff, cuz that bullrog definitely passed.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That bending of the note (car horn) was perfectly placed too.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 "Let me adjust your attitude. And your door."

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#8 Smooth jazz makes everything alright.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#4 Thank goodness he had the spotter rack - this could have gone badly.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should feel deep shame. I'm glad you came to us for guidance.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Requiem for a Dream. A mighty damn depressing intense movie, but well made.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"No, I have not finished urinating yet."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The aliens accidentally dropped that pyramid upside down from the saucer....oopsie.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, that makes more sense. She seemed to have inordinately strong shoulders to me.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hand?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TVP: How did you decide on seven as the magic number for the characters?

SS: I don't know. A lot of people have written to me saying they understand that's the seven deadly sins. That was never in my mind, but they've explained it to me [laughs].

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They removed a 21mm stone from my 91 yr old dad 2 weeks ago via Percutaneous Nephrolithotomy due to infection concerns, but it caused him no pain (yeah, I dunno). I had a stricture in my ureter for over 2 years, which results in the same blockage as a stone, and couldn't convince anyone that something was wrong with my kidney (parents, or half a dozen doctors). The pain sincerely sucked... you have my empathy. Hope you find relief soon!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soft hands - he'd make one hell of a tight end.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, let me pop some popcorn, and settle into my chair.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I used to have a subscription to OMNI, when I was about 14 yrs old, because I loved sci-fi - until my mom read one of the short stories in it, and deemed it as being too mature.

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#8 Welp, that would be terrifying as hell. Hopefully the hippo was satisfied with that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Equally amazing to me, is the fact that the dog sets the stuffed animal upright 90% of the time.

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