Equitaur

4044 pts ยท July 16, 2020


Also, a near identical product is nearby at half the price.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unless you are close enough to throw a rock, you don't hear them. I prefer them to fireworks.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the barracks, 80's, a friend has his gun. Flipping through channels and the Love Boat comes on. "I hate this show." He shoots the TV, forgetting he had a round chambered. The bullet goes under the speaker and into the wall. He sets the gun down. We wait to get arrested. No-one is brave enough to change the channel, so we watch Love Boat for a while. But the military police never come.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"She's dead enough" is adlibbed. He was supposed to hit the spike again.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Iran would be worse.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump isn't planning anything.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've liked all three movies. I'm glad he's back again.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't difficult to grow a strawberry patch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anthony Weiner was involved in a sex scandal. Right before the election, Comey announced that Hillary might be implicated on the guy's laptop. Turned out to be false.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This CEO started out as a forklift operator... at about the same time the "tried to kill me with a forklift" movie came out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they are asking to get 1.7 T T Trillion for the next military budget.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rand represents a particular position that will be in opposition to my positions about 95% of the time. However, he's not a hypocrite about his positions (mostly). As such, I think he should stay in. Other republicans have shown themselves to be worthless.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Midterms putting a republican congress in control.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing he's good at checking facts and looking things up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Doesn't he remember it took weeks to get materials there? Ships can't just teleport. It's 1,2,3 week commitment. And he's changing his mind and story daily.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 is a chef's kiss throw.

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Take out Battlestar, put in Futurama

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hegseth kicked all of the normal media out of the Pentagon and made it illegal to talk to the press. The only "media" left is the extreme ass-kissing level media that go through the Hegseth approval process for everything. But few pay attention to the extreme ass-kissers. In normal times, the press could find angles to make the military look good, and they worked with lots of military PR experts. That's been replaced by something extremely weird.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every lawmaker and every major player should be challenged by someone every time they try to go to the bathroom.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 ... when opening a mattress, don't use a large knife.

1 month ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Blade Runner and The Thing came out on the same day. The Summer of 1982 had many great films, all at once.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So if I breed giant scorpions, I can make billions of dollars?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Republicans would have filled the chamber with substitutes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm her biggest fan.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Believe it or not, out of 7 cases, he won 26 times. That's when they started getting suspicious.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There's not much money in deporting. But locking up a prisoner in a room with hundreds of other and barely feeding them while charging $5000 a month... there's lots of grift money in that.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I've done considerable proprietary work with my current employer which involves AI, and there is a non-zero chance that items under NDA would be exposed. Since you had me sign a similar NDA, this seems like a test for whether I understood the document you had me sign. Did I pass?"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's the way the cookie crumbles." -- DANGEROUS SEARCH!!

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hawking could be beaten up by a 2-year-old and it took him minutes to put a sentence together.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No masks within 200 yards of a school, church, courthouse or government building. No masks on the property of a private business. Masks and aggressive behavior are only allowable when apprehending a violent criminal and while in possession of a warrant signed by a judge.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0