JCentauri

88313 pts ยท August 5, 2017


#3 They call me MISTER Pibb!

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, Americans think nothing of putting an internet-connected camera in every room that can be accessed by anyone with a little knowledge.

20 hours ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 11

It's cool how you don't even need to tweak the lyrics.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 hots and a cot.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok, I thought he was gonna balance it on his chin or something...

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can nullified Citizen's United. But corpos will never stop buying elections again. It's too profitable.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as elections can be bought, this will be the new normal. A nuclear weapon will be used by the end of this year, and the ONLY response will be a handful of "outraged" tweets until the news cycles starts over. Fan-fucking-tastic.

4 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Did ABC and CBS also have their own brand-specific kink suits?

1 week ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I'm saying this but, guys. Be hetero, don't crimes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crushing orphans is a business that's too big to fail.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masher? I barely know 'er!

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah I'm not into techno

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe Dick

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Tell my family I love them. I go to live with the elephants now.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Choo-Choo-Chain

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, name calling is uncalled for.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually terrifying. Do we know the rate of growth? Can he sleep through the night?

2 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I bet you won't! ๐Ÿ‘€

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 The t-shirt fits her, in more ways than one.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dang I love this one a lot!

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw him chopping that ice on the ground and I thought he was gonna make snow cones..

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried not stressing about things? /s

2 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

It would be cool to hear this kind of talk from people not hiding in the safety of their retirement...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A sharp rebuke, you say.

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Violently Wholesome

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Nintendo's lawyers are all over it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1