Lexi343

10579 pts · March 1, 2013


Well mom is recording so it's on both parents.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've read 13 books this year! I'm skewing the data!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn't look anything like a tapeworm.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't blood clots a common symptom of birth control?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh look, the best character.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have that on repeat! I love this song.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm extremely happy he's coming back and I really wish Stephen Colbert Report would come back BUT I feel the new generation needs a voice. Someone to speak for Z and Alpha.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, +1. Now get out!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed, leave that to the inmates. They love that shit.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I must be the only person in the world that prefers him from his wrestling days. I had such a crush on him.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I don't care about traveling at all. Why leave home? All my favorite shit and people are here!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit....

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm working on it! It's so expensive! 😭

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So many pits and huskies.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels oddly threatening

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With just a bit of training, my 120 lb dog learned to keep away from the baby unless I am present. The tough challenge for me is training my daughter that our dogs are not play things but living beings that deserve respect and not to have their hair and ears tugged.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

STORYTIME!!!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember that immediately. God, that show was so stressful! Lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how 2 assholes got into my house. They kicked in my back door then a garage door. They were quickly met by my 120 mutt and scadaddled, thank God.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have all plastic ones. Cause I'm poor.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a parent of a 7 month old, I accidentally boiled ramen with the flavor packet unopened in the water. Then I couldn't find it until my husband pointed it out. Get your sleep.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck yah Gundam Seed! The best besides Wing!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God damn it, you made me laugh and I woke up my infant daughter! Worth it!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just be careful using your bare hands with some paint. There are toxins that get absorbed into your skin and that's no bueno!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1