"Let's make a list of all the things the world has put you through/ Let's raise a glass to all the people you're not speakin' to/ I don't know what else you wanted me to say to you-- Things happen; that's all they ever do." https://youtu.be/PNpSpMMfQis
Same, but from ER visits rather than psych ward
Just let go and enjoy the cat girls
Kids do just be trying to die
Right after Donny started a whole war to get Epstein out of the news, she brings it right back to the forefront. She must really hate him
#19 But.. why?
I really hate tomatoes, sorry.
Life
I just got demoted from the ICU to the PCU. Woohoo! Hope you make a full recovery
Man, boobies are just swell.
Did they get the toilet working?
"again, kind of weird, but still not a sin"
I've witness various crimes
Or if you're sufficiently strong and flexible
Nicole is really into it.
Where's that "but I WANT to turn girls into titty monsters!" Meme?
Is "It gave me goosebumps" more polite?
I love dirty memes, but when I'm done saving em I remember I don't got no one to send em too anymore 😮💨 oh well, pitty party.
#24 NGL, a nurse drawing my blood whispered "you're almost done.." and I had to will the horny down.
The boneless, soft, flexible sponge in our mouths was just made for sex. I mean cmon
I would've followed the captain's orders
Because you have to if you don't want AI moderators to delete/demonitize content
Pam Gone Bye
#29 So I guess I need to eat, sleep, and shower, but the problem is: I can't get up the motivation to do any of that.
Some day will be the last time you hold them. But that means they've grown up a little more, and you should be proud of that.
You wear it well. I've had to tie someone's corset and that shit is back-breaking
Didn't lie: we're all here for the underboob
All the more reason to repost for the wholesome.
"Every Day is Exactly the Same"- Nine Inch Nails
I need to get on the freeway to get to work. Not really bike-friendly
I want a Chevy volt so badly. Unfortunately I can't afford a car rn