MapleSyrupMafia

169576 pts ยท December 31, 2012


I also usually back into parking lots, but it's to hide my plate from the law!! I have a hatchback, so no problem accessing it. But on a serious note, there's some places here that give fines to people reversing in spots because fat cops can't scan plates while eating donuts and driving around in parking lots.

53 minutes ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck the US current admin and fuck their planes! They're murdering people and you give a shit about a plane used for war.

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

About 11, sir!

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't even know you and this isn't my purse.

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are there any laws against drinking beer in a wine glass?

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"God damn it! Someone proposed to her again!!"

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this about Sam Altman the rapist?

9 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

He did not.

9 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There's a difference between tech and AI... For the most part, AI is a scam.

9 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's how wide she can stretch her asshole in order to make money.

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need a new forklift driver then.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he uses the bar every time he gets in or out the house.

11 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just because a couple people went craycray because AI told them that their conspiracy theories were valid doesn't make it dangerous!! Yes, you can substitute floor with concrete powder, it will give texture to the cake! /s

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone is high, but can't afford $7 Doritos.

21 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Independant firing squad.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Concrete is fairly liquid when you pour it down bunker vents and entrance.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"He's got one of those big shiny things with a lot of tubes and curly curls coming out of it. With a red doeken. Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing in the jiggers. That's the real deal." -Superfast

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

"Alcoholic boomers are dying and no one is taking their jobs!!!"

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you buy a heated one, bidets are fairly cheap.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

So that's why I'm seeing more people lately... they've stopped turning invisible as they're no longer eating Doritos.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no no, that would be illegal!!!

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mark?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird way to spell molotov. You'd want to have the whole place torched so they lose everything, including the computers.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Iran replied by bombing a pipeline in Saudi Arabia... apparently it's their only one. Ruh roh!!!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably on War thUNDER forum anyway.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's so beautiful that I had to grab a kleenex to dry my tears!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I sure hope they tell the US to get bent.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0